Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML
Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
Today, my husband and I bought a new swing for our front porch. We put it together and sat down to enjoy our accomplishment. Five minutes into our swing I threw up several times. I have really bad motion sickness, and apparently a swing is no exception. FML
Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML
Today, I was doing my nightly exercises in the living room after my kids went to bed. My youngest got up and saw me doing some hip mobility moves that I’ll admit look a little weird. He then told his teacher that mommy was humping a pillow on the floor. FML
Today, my girlfriend of four months asked me to babysit her four-year-old daughter. All went well, and she texted me to see how she was. I wanted to say “a little ornery”. My phone auto corrected ornery to horny. She didn't appreciate that her four-year-old daughter was a little horny from her boyfriend. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML
Today, I had to babysit a 9 year-old girl. I hadn't slept for almost 40 hours and fell half-asleep while sitting on her couch for two minutes. She asked me something, but I thought it was a dream and answered with, "Your mom's a hoe." When I woke up, I realized I'd said it out loud instead of in my head. FML
Today, I put my 5 month-old daughter in her swinging chair and walked into the kitchen to make her a bottle. When I came back, she was giggling because the dog was licking her face. It would have been cute, picture worthy even, if I actually had a dog. FML
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rgri 11
I guess she can't use you as a reference.
TwistedCherub1 15
What people are into is their business and shouldn't disqualify them from any job UNTIL they involve your kid. Fire her and tell everyone you know.
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Comments (55)
KittySoStoned420 3
This is disturbing.
alycion 39
Maybe it's just me, but if I was having my child at another location to be watched I would want a walk through of the house first. If there was something in the house I didn't want my child exposed to if either request the room be closed off, have the child watched at my home or find a different sitter. As many have said before, she probably just knows it was a swing that was indoors and fun, but I can see how op would be uncomfortable with the child using it. It should have been common sense to keep the child away from it since many parents would be uncomfortable, but a quick walk through of the location could have solved the problem before it started.
Shade1982 21
Yeah, if you want a walkthrough of my whole house just so I can look after your kid, you can find another babysitter... The living room I can understand, but you have no business seeing the rest of my house. Then again, neither does the kid.
alycion 39
I would want a walk through of the areas that the child is going to be allowed. Not a stop and snoop session. And yes, of it was refused, I would find another sitter. Both parties have a reasonable right to refuse.
MrFerrovax 4
fake and gay
Oley 27
I hope you got a new sitter!
timss4 19
I'd definitely get a walk through of anyone's house before they babysat my children lol just sayin
rhcpgurl 18
Let me get this straight she put your child on a sex swing? Oklahoma Child Protective Services (405) 521-2283. I'd see to it she's not allowed to babysit any children.
Alicestraza 33
Such an overreaction, a sex swing is just a normal swing when no one is having sex on it. If it even was a sex swing, which we don't know. There's no reason anything bad should happen to the babysitter as a result of this.
Deadmike 7
what kind of fool leaves their kid with someone they don't know well ?? some people shouldn't be allowed to have kids..
who10nanny 8
You're obviously not a parent.
neppy 6
I don't see what's so bad about it. As far as the kid is concerned it's just a swing. At the age of five they're not going to know anything about sex (hopefully). If the babysitter was letting her play with ****** or other sex toys that's another matter, but a five year old isn't going to look at a sex swing and go "ah ha, I know exactly what adults use this for". A five year old is just going to think "yay! swing! It's like going to the park but inside!" Basically if your babysitter was being responsible and treating your kid well, I don't see what the problem is. The kid probably had a blast playing on the "weird swing."
tenderteddy82 4
So what if it was a sex swing? You know where else people have sex? EVERYWHERE!!! Sofa, loveseat, dining room furniture, kitchen, the floor, etc. Maybe you should find a nun to babysit.
who10nanny 8
I would definitely be going to the babysitter's house BEFORE I left my kid there just to be sure it's safe. I don't think I'd worry about a sex swing as long as my kid wasn't put on it.