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By We raised that fool - United Kingdom - Derby
Today, I went for a romantic, anniversary meal with my wife. It was amazing, until we had to rush home halfway through because our daughter rang, informing us that her 20-year-old sister had broken her wrist trying to jump from the roof, onto the trampoline and into the pool. She 'miscalculated'. FML
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Our house, in the middle of our street

Alexa, play "Cannonball" by The Breeders

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  R3TROxLOV3  |  32

x_x I don't know about you, but that's not a "classic" for myself, or any of the other 20 year olds I know. I've done a lot of stupid shit, but even I know better than to try and pull what the OP's daughter did.

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  xx000o  |  27

They could have waited, dinner was more important than an idiot 20yr old. You only have an anniversary once a year, you have your children in all their glorious stupidity 365 days every year.

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  gracehi  |  31

I dunno. Might have been nice if she had sustained some sort of injury that prevented her from reproducing, but didn't harm her in any other way.

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