By We raised that fool - 06/08/2014 13:21 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I went for a romantic, anniversary meal with my wife. It was amazing, until we had to rush home halfway through because our daughter rang, informing us that her 20-year-old sister had broken her wrist trying to jump from the roof, onto the trampoline and into the pool. She 'miscalculated'. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 243
You deserved it 4 020

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Classic 20 year old

Hate to break it to you, but natural selection will eventually step in.

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Classic 20 year old

Classic idiotic trends spreading through the internet, then recreated by the young minds.

x_x I don't know about you, but that's not a "classic" for myself, or any of the other 20 year olds I know. I've done a lot of stupid shit, but even I know better than to try and pull what the OP's daughter did.

I wonder if your daughter used the catchphrase that defines many a young adult, "hold my beer and watch this".

They could have waited, dinner was more important than an idiot 20yr old. You only have an anniversary once a year, you have your children in all their glorious stupidity 365 days every year.

@54: 'Famous last words' :P

I hate to break it to you, but your child seems a bit wreckless.

Hate to break it to you, but natural selection will eventually step in.

Darwin Award ;-)

Why didn't she just go from the trampoline to the pool

That would be too safe for her tastes. Epic or bust. Can you guess which one she picked?

probably would have failed at that too.

A busted wrist, 13?

Wow..just wow!! And the best parents award goes to OP! ;) jk hope after this stunt she realized what a fool she is! Good lord!

How exactly is this OPs fault? you cant control everything your child does, especially if youre not home AND theyre 20 years old.

Well if you had read my comment properly you would have known what I exactly meant.

im sorry, all the exclamation points and smiley faces were distracting me from the abbreviated 'just kidding.' my bad.

#43 I don't know what comment you were looking at but I just counted 5.

43: might want to count the exclamation points again

Pretty badass.....but failed

There should be a "they deserve it" button. It would Be a funny fml from her point of view

Thank goodness the wrist was the only thing broken after all that.

I dunno. Might have been nice if she had sustained some sort of injury that prevented her from reproducing, but didn't harm her in any other way.

I think the small part of her brain called "common sense" is also broken

"Common sense" was obviously already broken some time ago.

Apparently, so are OP's hopes and dreams for her.

Happy anniversary! Lol! I'm sorry that your anniversary was ruined, even if it was a stupid stunt I would be very worried! @ #6 OP daughter.

I mean it would of been fun had I not missed.

Would HAVE*, and what did you miss?

The pool, of course.

English 101. But who am I to judge?