Today, I went for a romantic, anniversary meal with my wife. It was amazing, until we had to rush home halfway through because our daughter rang, informing us that her 20-year-old sister had broken her wrist trying to jump from the roof, onto the trampoline and into the pool. She 'miscalculated'. FML
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Pandaburr1
| 15
Classic 20 year old
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emmingle
| 24
Hate to break it to you, but natural selection will eventually step in.
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Pandaburr1
| 15
Classic 20 year old
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lnheritance
| 19
Classic idiotic trends spreading through the internet, then recreated by the young minds.
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R3TROxLOV3
| 32
x_x I don't know about you, but that's not a "classic" for myself, or any of the other 20 year olds I know. I've done a lot of stupid shit, but even I know better than to try and pull what the OP's daughter did.
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maximus_prime
| 24
I wonder if your daughter used the catchphrase that defines many a young adult, "hold my beer and watch this".
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xx000o
| 27
They could have waited, dinner was more important than an idiot 20yr old. You only have an anniversary once a year, you have your children in all their glorious stupidity 365 days every year.
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Shade1982
| 20
@54: 'Famous last words' :P
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ComoEsJuan
| 24
I hate to break it to you, but your child seems a bit wreckless.
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Wyaru
| 9
*reckwrist
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emmingle
| 24
Hate to break it to you, but natural selection will eventually step in.
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QuaSiCos
| 10
Darwin Award ;-)
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rainbowsandshit1
| 20
Why didn't she just go from the trampoline to the pool
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cakefete2
| 30
That would be too safe for her tastes. Epic or bust. Can you guess which one she picked?
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weveallbeenthere
| 30
probably would have failed at that too.
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Sassie8810
| 9
A busted wrist, 13?
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shine999
| 12
Wow..just wow!! And the best parents award goes to OP! ;) jk hope after this stunt she realized what a fool she is! Good lord!
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jack_jill05
| 14
How exactly is this OPs fault? you cant control everything your child does, especially if youre not home AND theyre 20 years old.
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shine999
| 12
Well if you had read my comment properly you would have known what I exactly meant.
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jack_jill05
| 14
im sorry, all the exclamation points and smiley faces were distracting me from the abbreviated 'just kidding.'
my bad.
my bad.
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nix1993
| 41
#43 I don't know what comment you were looking at but I just counted 5.
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teentee401
| 36
43: might want to count the exclamation points again
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Mii99
| 16
Pretty badass.....but failed
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mrwilsong
| 6
There should be a "they deserve it" button. It would
Be a funny fml from her point of view
Be a funny fml from her point of view
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sjbartholome
| 14
Thank goodness the wrist was the only thing broken after all that.
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gracehi
| 31
I dunno. Might have been nice if she had sustained some sort of injury that prevented her from reproducing, but didn't harm her in any other way.
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DeltaDragonxx
| 20
I think the small part of her brain called "common sense" is also broken
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baseballbv
| 17
"Common sense" was obviously already broken some time ago.
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MisterEx
| 28
Apparently, so are OP's hopes and dreams for her.
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sayyestothedress
| 24
Happy anniversary! Lol! I'm sorry that your anniversary was ruined, even if it was a stupid stunt I would be very worried! @ #6 OP daughter.
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Dreamsorrow93
| 24
I mean it would of been fun had I not missed.
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 49
Would HAVE*, and what did you miss?
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JBChristian
| 46
The pool, of course.
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MisterEx
| 28
English 101. But who am I to judge?