Dream baby dream

By CJ. - 05/05/2021 14:01 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I had to babysit a 9 year-old girl. I hadn't slept for almost 40 hours and fell half-asleep while sitting on her couch for two minutes. She asked me something, but I thought it was a dream and answered with, "Your mom's a hoe." When I woke up, I realized I'd said it out loud instead of in my head. FML
I agree, your life sucks 364
You deserved it 1 225

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why would you babysit a child when you hadn't slept in close to 2 days? you are luck you only have a "big mouth", and the child didn't hurt him/herself or worse. this is all on you and your own poor decisions.

What goes on in that fucked up repertoire of yours?

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What goes on in that fucked up repertoire of yours?

Well, she needs to know the truth sooner or later, and it might as well come from the babysitter😅

why would you babysit a child when you hadn't slept in close to 2 days? you are luck you only have a "big mouth", and the child didn't hurt him/herself or worse. this is all on you and your own poor decisions.