By RIPLife - 24/03/2016 14:03 - Switzerland - Carouge

Today, I managed to have 17 different nosebleeds throughout the most important job interview of my life. I managed to bleed all over my own suit, my résumé, the carpet, and the corridor leading to the bathroom. FML
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Ouch, that really sucks OP. I'm sure they'll understand though, it's not like you purposefully got a nose bleed.

That's bloody unpleasant, mate

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What riveting insight into the OP's situation, #1.

What savage condescension you show to the reply to OP's post.

That's bloody unpleasant, mate

Ouch, that really sucks OP. I'm sure they'll understand though, it's not like you purposefully got a nose bleed.

Your bleeding to get that job huh?

Well, the janitor isn't going to be having a good time tonight

Perhaps you should just go work for the blood donor bank?

Shit happens !! Deal with it . Move on

Maybe you should go to a doctor. Like, right now. Don't ignor the signs your body gives you.

Talk about being motivated for the job, they should be gushing about your performance

He certainly did make a splash at the interview

He certainly was dripping with motivation.

There are medical procedures that can prevent frequent nosebleeds. I think it's like cauterizing the opening, sounds terrifying but might be preferable to ruining your clothes.

I feel like I would be very hesitant to cauterize the inside of my nose just for the sake of my clothes. Unless it's something like a Versace suit, heck no. I wonder if OP put kleenex inside his nose (that rips off the clot and restarts the nosebleed upon removal). I think I'd have asked to reschedule the interview after the third one.