FML : Today, I managed to have 17 different nosebleeds throughout the most important job interview of my life. I managed to bleed all over my own suit, my résumé,...

Today, I managed to have 17 different nosebleeds throughout the most important job interview of my life. I managed to bleed all over my own suit, my résumé, the carpet, and the corridor leading to the bathroom. FML

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By RIPLife / Thursday 24 March 2016 14:03 / Switzerland - Carouge

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By ABlindMan | 17

#6566562 - Thursday 24 March 2016 19:39

Ouch, that really sucks OP. I'm sure they'll understand though, it's not like you purposefully got a nose bleed.

By Skinyrd | 17

#6566561 - Thursday 24 March 2016 19:39

That's bloody unpleasant, mate

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By Cbnotme | 20

#6566560 - Thursday 24 March 2016 19:39

Yikes

Seabass_Chan | 33

#6566566 - Thursday 24 March 2016 19:40

What riveting insight into the OP's situation, #1.

hyperreader | 15

#6566646 - Thursday 24 March 2016 20:41

What savage condescension you show to the reply to OP's post.

By Skinyrd | 17

#6566561 - Thursday 24 March 2016 19:39

That's bloody unpleasant, mate

thefmlman2011 | 30

#6566849 - Friday 25 March 2016 2:02

Zing!

By ABlindMan | 17

#6566562 - Thursday 24 March 2016 19:39

Ouch, that really sucks OP. I'm sure they'll understand though, it's not like you purposefully got a nose bleed.

By StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6566564 - Thursday 24 March 2016 19:40

You can play it off that you're so committed, you're willing to shed your own blood for he good of the job.

By Yarecho | 14

#6566565 - Thursday 24 March 2016 19:40

Your bleeding to get that job huh?

tabbycat2007 | 22

#6567188 - Friday 25 March 2016 15:03

You're**

By StarOfDoom | 26

#6566567 - Thursday 24 March 2016 19:40

Well, the janitor isn't going to be having a good time tonight

By Tarlachia | 33

#6566568 - Thursday 24 March 2016 19:40

Perhaps you should just go work for the blood donor bank?

By abhig | 14

#6566569 - Thursday 24 March 2016 19:41

Shit happens !! Deal with it . Move on

By flyingflies | 36

#6566570 - Thursday 24 March 2016 19:41

Maybe you should go to a doctor. Like, right now. Don't ignor the signs your body gives you.

By A07 | 47

#6566572 - Thursday 24 March 2016 19:43

Talk about being motivated for the job, they should be gushing about your performance

socialproduct | 19

#6566625 - Thursday 24 March 2016 20:23

He certainly did make a splash at the interview

LPac5295 | 27

#6566638 - Thursday 24 March 2016 20:30

He certainly was dripping with motivation.

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