By RIPLife - 24/03/2016 14:03 - Switzerland - Carouge

Today, I managed to have 17 different nosebleeds throughout the most important job interview of my life. I managed to bleed all over my own suit, my résumé, the carpet, and the corridor leading to the bathroom. FML
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ABlindMan 17
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Ouch, that really sucks OP. I'm sure they'll understand though, it's not like you purposefully got a nose bleed.

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Skinyrd 17
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That's bloody unpleasant, mate

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Seabass_Chan 33
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What riveting insight into the OP's situation, #1.

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hyperreader 15
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What savage condescension you show to the reply to OP's post.

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Skinyrd 17
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That's bloody unpleasant, mate

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ABlindMan 17
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Ouch, that really sucks OP. I'm sure they'll understand though, it's not like you purposefully got a nose bleed.

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Yarecho 14
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Your bleeding to get that job huh?

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StarOfDoom 26
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Well, the janitor isn't going to be having a good time tonight

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Tarlachia 33
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Perhaps you should just go work for the blood donor bank?

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abhig 14
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Shit happens !! Deal with it . Move on

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flyingflies 36
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Maybe you should go to a doctor. Like, right now. Don't ignor the signs your body gives you.

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A07 48
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Talk about being motivated for the job, they should be gushing about your performance

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socialproduct 19
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He certainly did make a splash at the interview

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LPac5295 27
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He certainly was dripping with motivation.

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CrassKal 27
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There are medical procedures that can prevent frequent nosebleeds. I think it's like cauterizing the opening, sounds terrifying but might be preferable to ruining your clothes.

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littlekellilee 45
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I feel like I would be very hesitant to cauterize the inside of my nose just for the sake of my clothes. Unless it's something like a Versace suit, heck no. I wonder if OP put kleenex inside his nose (that rips off the clot and restarts the nosebleed upon removal). I think I'd have asked to reschedule the interview after the third one.

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