By Anonymous - United States - Tulsa
Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML
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By  CVTTRVN  |  19

What in the world is a sex swing??

  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

That's kind of amazing you've never heard of a sex swing. A ton of movies have them in 'em for comical purposes, not just the "movies" that'll show you how to use it..

  ptoka  |  20

Being one of the first commenters means nothing if your comment is so drab. Sometimes it doesn't hurt to google an item before posting such a question, and if you can't do that imagine it in your head... Odds are your own image will be cleaner than the actual.

  MrsDruidess  |  23

I recommend doing a little more digging into who you pick too! While I feel for you that your kid might remember this, I blame you OP for not knowing what kind of person is watching your son, and at least looking at the place you leave him at!

  ottokat  |  15

Dear Mrs. Hslajrowkxnz,
I recieved your letter about the babysitter and, to say the least, am very disturbed. Please stop sending letters.
sincerely, Obama