Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML
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rgri
| 11
I guess she can't use you as a reference.
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TwistedCherub1
| 15
What people are into is their business and shouldn't disqualify them from any job UNTIL they involve your kid. Fire her and tell everyone you know.
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rgri
| 11
I guess she can't use you as a reference.
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184886837272837
| 32
Can someone please tell me what a sex swing is? I don't know yet but I think I want one...
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alshygirl
| 14
You could always google it
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rgri
| 11
Google is your friend.
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Joedbag
| 8
Ewwww!
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CVTTRVN
| 19
What in the world is a sex swing??
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isallwaysme
| 27
self explanatory. a swing to have sex on.
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Michael903
| 18
You'll have to Google it but it is just like the name implies.
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
That's kind of amazing you've never heard of a sex swing. A ton of movies have them in 'em for comical purposes, not just the "movies" that'll show you how to use it..
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Cazz91
| 21
IMO, One of the best and fun inventions ever to spice up your intimate life with #3 (if you're into the swing that is).
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flashback_fml
| 14
I'm surprised you of all people don't know what it is
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SergeantSnuggles
| 12
I was wondering... the same thing. Ya learn something new everyday! Lmfao!
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ptoka
| 20
Being one of the first commenters means nothing if your comment is so drab. Sometimes it doesn't hurt to google an item before posting such a question, and if you can't do that imagine it in your head... Odds are your own image will be cleaner than the actual.
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CobraLazerFace
| 21
@31 Why not attach firework sprinklers to your head and run down the street yelling "LOOK AT ME"?
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bigpops
| 12
Why the negative votes for 31?
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rockne93
| 17
This is just terrible
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olpally
| 32
Please tell me you fired her. That's just wrong.
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xXxGraveStonexXx
| 20
It was at the babysitter's house..
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Jessa91
| 10
As you should :)
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TwistedCherub1
| 15
What people are into is their business and shouldn't disqualify them from any job UNTIL they involve your kid. Fire her and tell everyone you know.
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sunnyray812
| 42
That is beyond disgusting to let a child play on a sex swing. Highly inappropriate.
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CobraLazerFace
| 21
Her husband must love the baby sitter though!
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ottokat
| 15
not entirely sure what you're insinuating but im pretty sure it warrants a punch in the face
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ThatTennisKid14
| 13
OP, I have to recommend that you find a new babysitter...
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isallwaysme
| 27
no shit.
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MrsDruidess
| 23
I recommend doing a little more digging into who you pick too! While I feel for you that your kid might remember this, I blame you OP for not knowing what kind of person is watching your son, and at least looking at the place you leave him at!
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Katiekhalifa_fml
| 28
74 it very clearly says it's her daughter, not her son. Also, she's a child, she doesn't know the difference. To her it's just a swing.
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blackychan63
| 11
Umm.. Report her.
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caden_bro
| 9
To who?
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TurquoiseJesus
| 15
To the president of the United States, obviously.
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ottokat
| 15
Dear Mrs. Hslajrowkxnz,
I recieved your letter about the babysitter and, to say the least, am very disturbed. Please stop sending letters.
sincerely, Obama
I recieved your letter about the babysitter and, to say the least, am very disturbed. Please stop sending letters.
sincerely, Obama
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emilycb93
| 12
That's a whole new level of disturbing. Report that girl, and start getting references for your new sitters.