FML : Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the...

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Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 27 October 2013 16:33 / United States - Tulsa

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By rgri | 11

#5731912 - Monday 28 October 2013 2:28

I guess she can't use you as a reference.

By TwistedCherub1 | 15

#5731924 - Monday 28 October 2013 2:32

What people are into is their business and shouldn't disqualify them from any job UNTIL they involve your kid. Fire her and tell everyone you know.

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By rgri | 11

#5731912 - Monday 28 October 2013 2:28

I guess she can't use you as a reference.

184886837272837 | 32

#5732066 - Monday 28 October 2013 3:39

Can someone please tell me what a sex swing is? I don't know yet but I think I want one...

alshygirl | 14

#5732068 - Monday 28 October 2013 3:40

You could always google it

rgri | 11

#5732460 - Monday 28 October 2013 11:15

Google is your friend.

By Joedbag | 8

#5731914 - Monday 28 October 2013 2:28

Ewwww!

By CVTTRVN | 19

#5731918 - Monday 28 October 2013 2:30

What in the world is a sex swing??

isallwaysme | 27

#5731922 - Monday 28 October 2013 2:32

self explanatory. a swing to have sex on.

Michael903 | 18

#5731927 - Monday 28 October 2013 2:32

You'll have to Google it but it is just like the name implies.

CallMeMcFeelii | 13

#5731950 - Monday 28 October 2013 2:45

That's kind of amazing you've never heard of a sex swing. A ton of movies have them in 'em for comical purposes, not just the "movies" that'll show you how to use it..

Cazz91 | 21

#5732023 - Monday 28 October 2013 3:22

IMO, One of the best and fun inventions ever to spice up your intimate life with #3 (if you're into the swing that is).

flashback_fml | 14

#5732170 - Monday 28 October 2013 4:52

I'm surprised you of all people don't know what it is

SergeantSnuggles | 12

#5732173 - Monday 28 October 2013 4:54

I was wondering... the same thing. Ya learn something new everyday! Lmfao!

ptoka | 19

#5732206 - Monday 28 October 2013 5:11

Being one of the first commenters means nothing if your comment is so drab. Sometimes it doesn't hurt to google an item before posting such a question, and if you can't do that imagine it in your head... Odds are your own image will be cleaner than the actual.

CobraLazerFace | 21

#5733515 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 2:38

@31 Why not attach firework sprinklers to your head and run down the street yelling "LOOK AT ME"?

bigpops | 12

#5736152 - Thursday 31 October 2013 7:07

Why the negative votes for 31?

By rockne93 | 17

#5731920 - Monday 28 October 2013 2:31

This is just terrible

By olpally | 32

#5731923 - Monday 28 October 2013 2:32

Please tell me you fired her. That's just wrong.

xXxGraveStonexXx | 20

#5731944 - Monday 28 October 2013 2:41

It was at the babysitter's house..

Jessa91 | 10

#5731960 - Monday 28 October 2013 2:51

As you should :)

By TwistedCherub1 | 15

#5731924 - Monday 28 October 2013 2:32

What people are into is their business and shouldn't disqualify them from any job UNTIL they involve your kid. Fire her and tell everyone you know.

By sunnyray812 | 42

#5731931 - Monday 28 October 2013 2:36

That is beyond disgusting to let a child play on a sex swing. Highly inappropriate.

CobraLazerFace | 21

#5733516 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 2:39

Her husband must love the baby sitter though!

ottokat | 15

#5734426 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 22:44

not entirely sure what you're insinuating but im pretty sure it warrants a punch in the face

By ThatTennisKid14 | 13

#5731942 - Monday 28 October 2013 2:40

OP, I have to recommend that you find a new babysitter...

isallwaysme | 27

#5731949 - Monday 28 October 2013 2:45

no shit.

MrsDruidess | 23

#5732429 - Monday 28 October 2013 9:54

I recommend doing a little more digging into who you pick too! While I feel for you that your kid might remember this, I blame you OP for not knowing what kind of person is watching your son, and at least looking at the place you leave him at!

Katiekhalifa_fml | 28

#5733161 - Monday 28 October 2013 21:19

74 it very clearly says it's her daughter, not her son. Also, she's a child, she doesn't know the difference. To her it's just a swing.

By blackychan63 | 11

#5731948 - Monday 28 October 2013 2:44

Umm.. Report her.

caden_bro | 9

#5732055 - Monday 28 October 2013 3:34

To who?

TurquoiseJesus | 15

#5732120 - Monday 28 October 2013 4:18

To the president of the United States, obviously.

ottokat | 15

#5734444 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 22:46

Dear Mrs. Hslajrowkxnz,
I recieved your letter about the babysitter and, to say the least, am very disturbed. Please stop sending letters.
sincerely, Obama