Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to take a video of his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
Today, my 17 year-old son has been using his phone on the toilet. Every time he poops, he takes his phone to the bathroom. Why does he need his phone to use the bathroom? He uses the toilet with his phone. FML
Today, I put my phone in the dishwasher by accident. I'd left it on the kitchen counter with a bunch of dirty stuff and, distracted, loaded it in with the plates. I only realized it when the dishwasher started making weird noises. My phone was soaked and blinking with bubbles inside. It didn’t survive. FML
Today, my shower is being renovated so I washed my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year-old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal by accident. FML
Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML
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Top comments
desireev 18
Aww! He was just thinkin' of you Momma! Sweet little boy! :)
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Scrub a dub dub IPhone in the tub!
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Comments (89)
desireev 18
Aww! He was just thinkin' of you Momma! Sweet little boy! :)
LiveLaughFML 10
You should be happy you have a five year old son who wants to stay and keep things clean. Most kiddies aren't like that :-P
FMLContinued 3
Kids do the damnedest things, don't they? That kid is adorable.
RrLSf19 0
Well, he did have the right idea! Reminds me of me when I was his age ;)
mango260 9
Priceless.
cmac86 24
That's going to be a hilarious story when he's older. It'll be a memory they'll hold on to forever.
Danielt104 6
You're not the only one who lost a phone today. My dad dropped his phone in the toilet today!
datoismyname 22
Well it's clean now.
twofirstnames 12
At least he was trying to rid of the germs, gotta give him credit for that(:
twofirstnames 12
But FYL though.
alexup24 13
rice time!!!
riceicle1 6
My time to shine :D
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Scrub a dub dub IPhone in the tub!
Goatinsfriend 8
At least he tried!
flockz 20
there's an app for that.
JrDoubled 0
Lmaooo!!!
Pelreskovich 11
That's adorable, just trying to help out! Hopefully you have full coverage on it! But definitely something you should laugh off, don't get mad at the lil guy!
alival 12
Aw! He's just making sure mommy doesn't get sick! He loves you!
Meraklez1013 9
Aww that's cute nd sad all at the same time!! :D