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Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML


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On 02/13/2012 at 4:23pm - kids - by Katherine - United States (Oklahoma)

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Aww! He was just thinkin' of you Momma!
Sweet little boy! :)

#1 - On 02/13/2012 at 8:07pm by desireev

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Scrub a dub dub IPhone in the tub!

#5 - On 02/13/2012 at 8:11pm by Razzle_Dazzle_5

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