Kids: Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on...

By Katherine - 13/02/2012 21:23 - United States

Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML

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Same thing different taste

So cute

By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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By Ishowet - 31/05/2017 12:00 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:45 - Norway

Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML

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Ivy league

By WasteOMoney - 04/07/2011 01:50 - United States

Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to take a video of his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML

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By Cellphonetroubles - 19/11/2009 07:36 - Canada

Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML

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Hair care

By hairball - 22/04/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, my shower is being renovated so I washed my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year-old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal by accident. FML

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By gangstalicious - 08/05/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML

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By shootme - 13/11/2011 22:46 - Canada

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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Pooped out

By jmitch1209 - 28/01/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I was potty-training my nephew. He had been on the toilet for almost twenty minutes and could not go. My phone started ringing, and as I went to pick it up he knocked it into the toilet. He then peed and pooped on it. FML

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Tuesday 14 February 2012 2:07

Aww! He was just thinkin' of you Momma! Sweet little boy! :)

Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Tuesday 14 February 2012 2:11

Scrub a dub dub IPhone in the tub!

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stefaniekate6 6

Wednesday 15 February 2012 14:15

Lol that's cute :)

shenshen119 2

Wednesday 15 February 2012 14:40

Your kid is cute! Pls don't yell at him^^

SecretHero123 7

Wednesday 15 February 2012 17:03

awww that is just too adorable, from someone elses point of view t is anyway. i'll have that kid as a brother over my annoyin little sister anyday

lumoloxi 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 17:09

That's so cute

lumoloxi 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 17:11

Are the germs still there?

unicornsglitter 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 21:02

obviously if the boy washed it there are no germs on it. herp da derp

WellThatSuxx 7

Friday 17 February 2012 2:00

that's adorable:o!!!!!!!!!!

jem137451 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 3:28

It's the thought that counts :)

Missy5683 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 0:03

that's so cute omg ;)

NayTheseNutz 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 11:55

Too smart for his own good!! Lol

MissUmSeriously 2

Friday 24 February 2012 16:08

Awww how thoughtful of him! lol

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