Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML
Today, after a very long and stressful day at school, I had to go to work right after. There's no better way to start my shift than getting screamed at by a Karen. FML
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
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Top comments
Nutty4Muffs 3
Oh I love this phase! It's just the sugar talking.
seximexi911 10
Damn what part of town do you live in? Haha
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Comments (141)
kadesgb 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Lmao
airforce987 20
Hey at least kids in Sweden know English so well at such a young age. To think they even know the swears is phenomenal!
22jrdn55 15
bitch as in puppy, and puppies are cute :P
kadesgb 0
Lol
zakkyzebra 11
Teach those kids who is boss.
dirtroadboy 7
Career change sounds needed...
Wolvy_fml 3
Lmao< the most general thing you can say that basically sums this Fml right up.
slayer447 17
Seriously? "LMAO"? You have the opportunity for an epic first comment and that's all you came up with?
freakinglaugher 10
Seriously? You have the chance for an epic one hundred and seventeenth comment, and you waste it on that!
GoW_Chick 15
Aw they grow up so fast don't they *sniff*, but at least you can give those pint-size demons back at the end of the day, and then their parents can pretend they don't see the way they are behaving. -.-
GoodLookingGeese 10
He can't - sweden has a f**ked up system not allowing to punish children especially not but force. You can even go to jail 4 that.
sadistmonkey 19
airforce987 - You do realize that the OP could have translated that from Swedish to English right?
TheLefty 1
How many times have they been held back..? 20 times or so?
kadesgb 0
Why are yall hating on me so bad
cory11011 4
Why don't u become a teacher and see how it really is
raphanne_fml 33
#144 OR #13 could be using sarcasm...
HubbaBubba259_fml 0
Maybe because you a walking dick with ears... @153
Nutty4Muffs 3
Oh I love this phase! It's just the sugar talking.
hiyourcute 0
Yeah, the "sugar"...
doritoninja 4
I love how kids are just so horribly behaved, and everyone's just like "oh, that's just the sugar talking" they never THINK that maybe, just maybe,the kid may have behavioral issues
MoodyBlue320 11
Ugh, I hate kids. >_>
pabloooooooooo 2
I gotta get some of this sugar!
SwtCherryPie 26
Heaven forbid someone think this is a parenting problem.....
thamade1 0
America's future looks very bleak
krash357_fml 7
OP's from Sweden mate, which makes it even worse. I fear for humanity :(
tjv3 10
I'm curious as to the racial makeup of the class
AngryCanadian 0
Not just any sugar, moon sugar. You'll be dealing with skooma addicts by third grade.
spacecupcake 6
I swear every year the kids get worse and worse... What is our world becoming?
iveseentomuch 3
Wow
Michael_92 20
I feel really sorry for you. That is so wrong for any person to be treated like that and I don't care who it's just wrong. I would suggest maybe calling the parents and show them the lack of respect these kids are showing you.
ThaBeasty01 5
where you at ? east side or south side ?
danishbagel 3
What a strong-willed, thought-provoking point of view, 3. It's clear that much thought was put into your comment as opposed to those who simply rush their comments to be at the top.
seximexi911 10
Damn what part of town do you live in? Haha
qazaq 1
Doesnt matter what part of town, Sweden starts their chair throwing way be fire the u.s just another way we are falling Behind smh
WCARlover 35
This is going to sound terrible but I instantly thought "ghetto" when I read this
FUUUandyourmom 16
I thought of Detroit.
Tommananaze6T9 4
Ehh, i was thinking more of east la
devin12 0
Bump.
mom2pen 4
Wow! In Sweden, I teach in America and have had chairs thrown and cursed out by 4th-5th graders.
TraeThaTruth07 7
Hmm. You teach in American? Are you sure the elementary students aren't teaching you?
Googoo27 12
That says America, not American smart one.
kadesgb 0
Lol owned
jennawill10 10
I'm still confused as to which country you're in since it says in Sweden, in America. Ughh?
mom2pen 4
OP is in Sweden.
ZzkekekezZ 0
Can someone tell me what your picture is?
mom2pen 4
Flying pig sitting on a fence rail
anthonydude 9
You must work at a school in the bad part of town.
Tdevonner 0
Damn right. Id go home, sign up for college to get a degree in somthin else or atleast apply to a diff job. Then id go to school the next day wearing my heaviest, metal studed, leather belt, lock the classroom door, n start handin out asswhoopins like its candy on halloween in a white neiborhood.
DocBastard 40
So either A) you're the worst kindergarten teacher in the history of the world or B) you teach in Hell or C) your coworkers are the ones attacking you because they hate you. I'm going with A.
fredrikleijon 4
B) you teach in Rosengård *
GigaPudding_fml 24
Funny thing though, my first thought was "sounds like some of the kids I know..." and then it turns out OP is from Sweden like I am! So go easy on OP, some kids here are like that.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I'm not familiar with parts of Sweden but if you cannot command the respect of children, you shouldn't be in charge of teaching them. It's time to seek a new career.
mommapanda 0
Doc, I think I'd have to go with B. I have worked with all kinds of kids in different settings and with various behavioral issues. The kids sometimes make you feel like you are teaching in Hell! It doesn't matter, sometimes, how good or bad a teacher one is, it's what issues the kids are having. Also, the kids I worked with had respect for me, as did their parents, but it didn't stop some of them during a "rage tantrum" from calling me a bitch.
MedKits 9
So no one here actually thinks the kids making a death threat using the f bomb is a problem here?
Poser1337 5
Sorry, Doc, I'm going with B.
Skinkitten 0
You're all a bunch of wankers :)
NiiTeH 7
WTFudgeballs?
PeteyPablo12308 20
What the ****?! ^^^
MedKits 9
What the actual ****?
hateANmotivate 0
Wow. You know you live in the ghettos when kindergateners are threatening to kill you.
GayLordSteamBath 0
I didn't even know there were ghettos in Sweden...
mstangchck 9
There are ghettos everywhere. They just aren't as bad as the ones you think of when you think about ghettos.
MelTheGreat 23
Kids can be so cruel.
silentspilla 0
hey u and ur friend in that pic wana **** me? 3 sum!!!