Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML
Today, after a very long and stressful day at school, I had to go to work right after. There's no better way to start my shift than getting screamed at by a Karen. FML
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
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Nutty4Muffs 3
Oh I love this phase! It's just the sugar talking.
seximexi911 10
Damn what part of town do you live in? Haha
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Comments (141)
Akharr01 5
This I the very reason I HATE kids, no offense to anyone but I really don't like them.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
So when you were a kid did you you hate yourself lol?
Akharr01 5
No, but I still don't like kids. I understand that I was a kid but some people just have no clue about who their kids really are.
thatcaligirl 5
I am not a fan of kids either, because most of them are brats... I babysit a lot and it is the best birth control you could ever have. I am going to surround myself with pets, not children...
Akharr01 5
Exactly my point it wasn't meant to be a rude comment or sarcastic I just feel that kids aren't the best idea for anyone. I prefer animals as well.
GingerNinja 18
where is this kindergarten? the ghetto?
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Ya the kindergarten is on 42 street in the projects just make a left turn in the back alley by that creepy hobo that always sings iron maiden songs and you should be at the school.
MrNYC 0
Haha nope most likely white kids cause now a days ghetto kids know better they still beat there kids
TheRazzly 0
Wow.. Är det så dålit i Sverige :/..
Kovu_fml 16
mini niglets!
fadingfaith 4
Sounds like something my little cousin would do. He's not in kindergarten yet but he will be this upcoming school year. When I was in kindergarten I don't remember anyone ever being bad.
ThecomingofTan 9
That is what happens when you owe them money, OP. Now hurry up and pay your debt off before you get ****** up, bitch.
chellyX92 8
I blame Jersey shore :)
perry_sameh20 18
Omg thats terrible!! you should inform their parents about what they did to you and try to find answers about why they beat you up in such a violent way..
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
The kids would probably black mail him and say that he touched them in the NO NO zone
SwtCherryPie 26
Sounds like some kids dont get their ass beat enough to know any better.
Mkbitch 2
Discipline and consequences oughta teach them rugrats to respect you. Six minutes in time out Kevin!!!