Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML
Today, after a very long and stressful day at school, I had to go to work right after. There's no better way to start my shift than getting screamed at by a Karen. FML
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
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Top comments
Nutty4Muffs 3
Oh I love this phase! It's just the sugar talking.
seximexi911 10
Damn what part of town do you live in? Haha
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Comments (141)
CaptainCats 14
hah. do you work in malmö?
FaZeClan 3
Your profile picture is about as real as Kim kardashins marriage.
maggieprano 7
Wow and I thought my nephew was bad he likes 2 start fires!!!
reldnahceus 8
You live in the hood?
jerry2011 4
You better insure yourself , especially your nutsack
onanymouse 1
A parent-child boot camp would fix this.
ITrustNoOne 3
I'd say those children of the corn need some discipline. Sugar Or not they need some a$$ beatings. I wish i would have hit, kicked ,Or cursed at my teachers.
riptor911 10
either ur making this up or its the other ppl working there call u a ******* bitch and dnt even lie and say the kids said that
Taurus_ChicKa 37
OMFG that is wrong on so many levels. Where the hell are the parents of these kids? Oh right, not disciplining them because they don't want to get slapped with a child abuse lawsuit, so they let their kids do whatever they want. This is ridiculously disgusting. No kid should act like that, especially a kindergartener. I used to want to be a kidergarten teacher, but after seeing what kids are like these days, teaching is the last profession I'd go into. FYL OP, I'd tell you to report this but only the parents can straighten these kids up, so that wouldn't do any good. :(
dcc101 3
kids should die, thats gross, any parent who allows their kid to behave themselfs or even say shit like that should be sentenced to death.