Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML
Today, after a very long and stressful day at school, I had to go to work right after. There's no better way to start my shift than getting screamed at by a Karen. FML
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
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Top comments
Nutty4Muffs 3
Oh I love this phase! It's just the sugar talking.
seximexi911 10
Damn what part of town do you live in? Haha
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Comments (141)
skyeyez9 25
I bet OP was prolife until she started teaching her kindergarten class.
sydnee14 7
I'm pretty sure it's a he not a she. Girls don't have nuts.
Snafuusmc 12
Omg that hilarious! Cause you expect the opposite yknow? Kids are so innocent these days...
Azrael9 11
Looks like parenting has gone downhill, nobody disciplines their children anymore. I feel for ya OP because if I was in your shoes the kids wouldn't have a mouth.
simmer333 0
Dude What the ****
j_cat187 20
In Sweden in all places? I though you guys where so nice.
j_cat187 20
Damn I made typos
WhiteCivilRights 2
The kids she is teaching are not Swedish. They are imported from other continents on the requirement that Sweden must have "diversity" and stop being European.
kitkatknicknack 12
Don't you just love kids?!
MatthewDmerrill 5
Discipline much?
HandsomeRatch 20
Days like these make you happy you chose that carreer, right?
MrNYC 0
Shit kids now a days need a good beating lol wish we can go back to the time when kid would get discipline by there teacher!!!!
t765234 10
Wow, I was really supporting your comment until I got to the horrible spelling mistakes.
Panda_Bear18 13
It's so sad how most children nowadays are very disrespectful towards their teacher...