Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML
Today, after a very long and stressful day at school, I had to go to work right after. There's no better way to start my shift than getting screamed at by a Karen. FML
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
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Nutty4Muffs 3
Oh I love this phase! It's just the sugar talking.
seximexi911 10
Damn what part of town do you live in? Haha
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Comments (141)
Pelreskovich 11
Sound like very well behaved children there.
RockDrRoll 9
Gotta love GenerationWTF... sighs, the world really is going 2 hell.
old09 11
Go Rambo teacher on their asses YOU WANT CRAYONS HUH!!!!????!!!! WELL NO CRAYON FOR BRATS!!!!!!
Lubpynk 0
I don't hit my kids and I won't BUT when patents were allowed to bust their kids butts they sure didn't act like these kids nowadays. Again I don't agree with hitting your child Im just saying. I know I didn't act like that because I knew what would happen if I did.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
I don't agree with busting a kid up for misbehaving, but a smart swat on the butt will get the message across without harming the child.
afer85 4
I love how people are blaming him. Maybe you should start thinking that the parents of these horrible brats need to get the crap beat out of them and start disiplining their own damn kids and teach them respect! Instead of listening to Society's new age thinking of raising kids...
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
That was a good day??!? O_o I would Hate to see what a bad day is like FYL
dorky_lette 5
i know right.. they probally take thier safety sisscors and cut him with them and glue his mouth shut with elmers glue
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Ahaha I'm imagining all of them right now and one of them is playing some drum beat on a bucket and their all dancing around him with pointy objects lol! Poor guy
afer85 4
I love how people are blaming him. Maybe you should start thinking that the parents of these horrible brats need to get the crap beat out of them and start disiplining their own damn kids and teach them respect! Instead of listening to Society's new age thinking of raising kids...
eviannastorm 4
Umm yeah I would be killing some kids.... And WTF do their parents not properly discipline them? Oh it should totally go back to the old days where u can smack ur kids...
dorky_lette 5
its the parents fault they cant keep ahold of thier kids.. my mom busted my butt when i was younger and she threatens to now.. i dont step out if line..
eviannastorm 4
Exactly, kids have it too damn easy, u can't correct ur child anymore cause it's considered abuse, well WTF it happened to us and we learned our lessons and r just fine.... There is a BIG difference between correcting a kid and abuse....
Jorcar 8
I blame the parents.