Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML
Today, after a very long and stressful day at school, I had to go to work right after. There's no better way to start my shift than getting screamed at by a Karen. FML
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
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Nutty4Muffs 3
Oh I love this phase! It's just the sugar talking.
seximexi911 10
Damn what part of town do you live in? Haha
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Comments (141)
RoseCrystal 17
It's sad how far the education system has fallen in this country. Parents expect teachers to raise their kids so now we have these little spawns of Satan running around.
bunny911 16
He said he has heard that, not that it was said to him.
sicnesses 6
Ahh kids these days....
ashleybabe85 0
should probably quit your day job.... its kids not kicks....
Lubpynk 0
Pretty sure he meant kicks like kicks to the nuts. Yes I agree a new job would be a good idea.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Wow. When I was that young I didn't know the word "bitch" existed. Shame on those parents for not raising their child with manners. FYL OP, you shouldn't have to deal with that.
newlove_fml 0
Lol when I was that young I thought words like "butt" and "meanie face" were curse words.
lucyinthesky420 10
They most likely learned this at home... They do what they see, so it may not be your teaching skills :)
ashleybabe85 0
behavioral issues or shitty parents!
emogirl88 2
I'm sorry but that's really funny
sparty12 2
wow. what's a bad day? a 5 year old brings a shiv?
OctoberRainfall 13
this school sounds like the one my mum works at.
OfficeNinja 5
That's why you should show "sesame street" instead of "boyz in the hood" during TV time.