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By guessimdead - 19/04/2009 23:07 - United States

Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML
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Seegtease 0

Wow, I'd be talking to that kid's parents.

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Inspired22 11

Yeah, talk to the parents. That was entirely inappropriate. Some action needs to be taken before he grows up too much on that path!

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Seegtease 0

Wow, I'd be talking to that kid's parents.

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ryguy997 0

so you are a sucky child care worker dealing with a kid with a violent mind. DEAL WITH IT. suck. it. up.

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thatonek1d 0

preschool!!! they aren't socially educated yet.

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Loe_307 0

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im_asian 0

1. You sir, ****** fail. 2. I call BS on this one no preschooler can draw good enough for you to be able to tell its you being shot and being caught on fire, etc.. It would just look like a bunch of colorful scribbles.

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im_asian 0

Also, I have never ever ever ever heard or seen a preschooler act/think like that this FML is just too over..

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breenarae25 0

ftw u need to learn to count dude, n no one cares if ur first or last so stfu

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stkeepsitreal 0

lol FTW!! ur not the ones whos ******, its the lil kid lol

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narks 0

ok that kid is really messed up =/

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Mnemic 5

lol! But you should really ask him why he actually did that... and that it is inappropriate.

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Inspired22 11

Yeah, talk to the parents. That was entirely inappropriate. Some action needs to be taken before he grows up too much on that path!

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Next thing you know he'll be stomping ants on the playgfound... (Killing of animals as a child - in a malicious way, not hunting - has been proven as a telltale sign of a future serial killer).

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thief1434 23

We must instill life long passivity towards ants in this child!

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Adeptus_Astartes 22

@Himhaileypotter stomping ants is not a future sign of a serial killer... all boys kill bugs. You only need to worry if it is a small animal.

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marycjones 0

His parents must let him watch lots of Rated-R movies. =

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duckduckchicken 0

#7 Right...I actually don't think preschool kids "just do that sorta junk"

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marycjones 0

#12, what the hell are you talking about that's relevant to my comment?

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