Outlaw

By me_the_maniak - 12/01/2012 10:14 - India

Today, my parents want me to become a lawyer, all because our family members keep getting into feuds and court cases. I'm a successful developer, and run my own company. FML
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DocBastard 38

So develop a backbone and tell your parents to mind their own ******* business. Are you the Hatfields or the McCoys?

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keyboo 0

Who doesn't need a good lawyer on the family right? Charge double and tell them it's the special family price

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DocBastard 38

So develop a backbone and tell your parents to mind their own ******* business. Are you the Hatfields or the McCoys?

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dirtroadboy 7

Grammar like this gets approved for a fml?! Failure for the moderators! This is the worst one I've seen slip through in a while.

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dirtroadboy 7

Grammar like this gets approved for a fml?! Failure for the moderators! This is the worst one I've seen slip through in a while.

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Sophie10134 8

Lol I know a hatfield

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pu13 5

It sounds like arrested development.

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me_the_maniak 14

The one which wins! My uncle is a Criminal Lawyer! :D

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keyboo 0

Who doesn't need a good lawyer on the family right? Charge double and tell them it's the special family price

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kadesgb 0

Lol that would be so cheap xD

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keyboo 0

No quite the contrary it's would be rather expensive :)

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RadikulRam 16

I think he meant cheap as in a dirty tactic.

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keyboo 0

I know what he meant I was making a joke that obviously u didn't catch hence the smiley face

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Ann23 7

It's your life, do the things you want to do, not what your parents tell you to do.

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kadesgb 0

Lol wow that stinks man.. Tell your parents to shove it lol

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KVKdragon 26

Aren't they a little late to force you into being a lawyer? If you're already this successful, I doubt that you'd want to waste the time or money to get into law school and attend classes at this point. Unless you want to on your own volition, then that's different :)

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Nutty4Muffs 3

You're obviously not making enough money, and need to take a sidejob ruining lives and lying to the courthouses to make ends meet. Selfish.

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perdix 29

Give it up, no one cares about your silly, little iPhone apps. Personal injury lawsuits will make your family prosperous for generations!

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perdix 29

Who said they weren't? Huh, see what I'm talking about? If they don't tell you something, feel free to make something up.

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Mforce 8

Who said so? Huh, see what I mean? If they don't tell you, act like an asshole. Makes perfect sense.

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ErinBeam 1

Unless your not happy with your business, don't do it.

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cookie_3008 4

Wait.. You are a successful grown adult and you are still stressing over what your parents want you to be?? =S ... Mmm

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xSorry_fml 10

Make a fake degree then start collecting checks from them. Use wikipedia for all your "facts."

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me_the_maniak 14

Revelation of the century!

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