Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML
Today, after a very long and stressful day at school, I had to go to work right after. There's no better way to start my shift than getting screamed at by a Karen. FML
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
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Nutty4Muffs 3
Oh I love this phase! It's just the sugar talking.
seximexi911 10
Damn what part of town do you live in? Haha
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Comments (141)
hiyourcute 0
What kind of kindergarteners use "*******" and "bitch" in the correct context regularly? I smell a fake..
frustratedcelt 18
Actually while working with children I have found the worst behaved and cheekiest to be from middleclass backgrounds where they are pandered and pampered with next to no dicipline at home.
skyeyez9 25
There are brats in every social class, I find the rich ones the most annoying. They brag about all the stuff they have and rub it in.
kickuwithmyfist 1
59-Lol your pic
xSorry_fml 10
This situation requires the use of the five across the face and the dragon punch. Be assertive and creative when showing your physical dominance over children.
kristeddy333 0
LMFAO I wish I had ur job
Hyperion11 2
Those are some awesome kids, I have a feeling when I do have kids, they'll be like that.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Awesome? They sound like little ***** to me and that shouldn't be something to be proud of/look forward to.
skyeyez9 25
Your brats will be in prison by the time they are 17 and knocked up at 14 if you let them run feral and be little *****.
newlove_fml 0
61- 17 sounds like a long shot. I see them in some form of juvenile detention center by the age of 10. Or maybe an insane asylum.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Then please do the world a favour and get yourself spayed or neutered now. If you're looking forward to ******* up as a parent, it's obviously a job you need not have.
R3TROxLOV3 32
Please do the world a favor and refrain from reproducing. You're obviously not cut out to handle the job of parenting. But if you decide to ignore us and have kids anyways... God help us all.
sportsfan20 3
Tell them the truth, the bitch lives at their house.
randomkayx3 11
Oh balls. I thought it'd be a jail or something. Hide somewhere.
firefighterjohn 9
where do you live....? in the hood???
Xquisite1 28
Like most of the kids who shoot up schools are from the hood also. *rolls eyes* Alot of poor people actually discipline their children. You are an idiot.
t765234 10
47- Personally speaking, I live in a 70% white, middle-class city and there has been only one pre-meditated murder since it's founding, how many murders are in "da hood" on average in a month?
Mikko8 15
Is there actually such a thing?
jad07 0
What a pansy, a bunch of kids just called you a bitch and on top of it all they kicked your ass. Go old school on their ass and smack them around with a ruler.
R3TROxLOV3 32
Because that's completely legal....