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Today, my girlfriend got the brilliant idea of trying out a sex tip dreamed up by one of the glorified trolls at Cosmo. I think my balls are broken beyond repair. FML


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On 04/30/2014 at 7:40pm - intimacy - by FMBs (man) - Puerto Rico

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Tell your girlfriend to stop reading cosmo. Sorry about your balls.

#1 - On 04/30/2014 at 11:21pm by michaelaranda

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I'm really trying not to think of what she did...

#3 - On 04/30/2014 at 11:22pm by TaiReiSi

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