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Today, I was going to have sex, so I went to my basement to get my builder bear that I had stuffed my condoms in. The bear was gone. My dad gave it to charity. 5ML


I agree, your life sucks (49724) - you deserved it (17940)

On 01/24/2014 at 12:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

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Some lucky 6-year-old is going to get a bear AND balloons...

#2 - On 01/24/2014 at 9:59am by RedPillSucks

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That's gonna be a nice surprise.

#1 - On 01/24/2014 at 9:58am by Jdb60

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