That's gonna be a nice surprise.

It's npt everyday the oppurtunity to save someones life presents itself!

Also why hide condoms in a bear? do you reside with monks? If somone were to ask why you have them just say you got them for free from some STD organization and leave it at that if you're that paranoid.

There's a lot of conservative parents who would find it unacceptable to have condoms whatever the situation. When I was in high school, my friends and I collected flavored condoms for comedic purposes. (immature schoolgirl giggling over banana condoms teehee) My mom found them and went apeshit. I was still a virgin at the time. :/

Conservatives are mentally deficient people, so theres no need to really take their bizarre reactions on board. They are a bad defect and hopefully they will gradually die out.

46, that's a pretty dramatic statement. Hoping for political genocide just because you personally disagree with a viewpoint is kind of fucked up. Also, implying that people whose views don't line up with yours are mentally broken shows your own close mindedness. Maybe take a step back and understand what you're saying before you comment again.

And now I look like a crazy person because their comment got modded. Yay?

If you have to go through that then you're probably too young to be having sex.

#64, that's horse shit. I know plenty of 16 year olds more mature than adults and I know adults that are afraid of letting their parents know about their sex life. some parents are just overbearing

You aren't very prepared if you don't have back up and your family knows where it's at.

I dont know whether to thumb's up this or thumbs down this..... lmfao!!!!

#64 I'm 18 and my parents would probably go crazy if they found condoms of mine, even if I didn't live with them. They'd still be disappointed if they found them a few years in the future.

Well considering what twelve year olds are doing today, that kid might need them

Some lucky 6-year-old is going to get a bear AND balloons...

albeit lubricated balloons, but still!

Ted is a naughty naughty bear.

I know this isn't entirely on topic, but both this and a previous FML (one down) have the mistake of ending on 5ML instead of FML, leading me to believe they're by the same person. Seems OP decided to become a sugar baby after all.

I believe that the FML website is 5 years old ^^ (since its french counterpart is currently celebrating its 6 years of service)

Actually I've seen that one and one other that ended in 5ML. I'm not sure what it is, but maybe it's like that for a specific reason or something.

no, its FML 5th birthday. so 5ML

5ml is for fmls 5th birthday.

Posted six minutes apart too XD

Wait what does 5ml mean

It's FML's 5th birthday

Oh

FML is not 5 today. Just click on the link to the last page. There are still a few posts from October 2008, making it just over 5 years and 3 months. Unless those FMLs were stolen from somewhere else.

FML as we know it is 5 this month. We've been through some name changes. You can read all about it here: http://www.fmylife.com/blog/5 :)

I thought the same thing, israelnotjacob.

I beat you're beary upset

I feel bad for the next kid

Why would you stuff condoms in a bear? Put them in a drawer.

Typical move of someone who's probably too young in the first place I think.

As long as parents don't search your room...

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What a Beary good place for them!

Thts the reason why guys should always have spare condoms in their wallets

Keeping a condom in your wallet doesn't always mean it's good to use.

#12- Ever heard of friction? Lol.

this is a terrible plan.

Build-a-bear* They arent bears that build things.

It could be a bear dressed up as a builder?

That would be Bob the Builder.

Bob the builder isn't a bear..

#83, it's about time I taught you about some slangs...