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Today, I was going to have sex, so I went to my basement to get my builder bear that I had stuffed my condoms in. The bear was gone. My dad gave it to charity. 5ML

By Anonymous / Friday 24 January 2014 05:32 / United States - Hackensack
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  GEBEH  |  14

Also why hide condoms in a bear? do you reside with monks? If somone were to ask why you have them just say you got them for free from some STD organization and leave it at that if you're that paranoid.

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  smokecloud_  |  37

There's a lot of conservative parents who would find it unacceptable to have condoms whatever the situation. When I was in high school, my friends and I collected flavored condoms for comedic purposes. (immature schoolgirl giggling over banana condoms teehee) My mom found them and went apeshit. I was still a virgin at the time. :/

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Conservatives are mentally deficient people, so theres no need to really take their bizarre reactions on board. They are a bad defect and hopefully they will gradually die out.

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  WhisperSoflty  |  20

46, that's a pretty dramatic statement. Hoping for political genocide just because you personally disagree with a viewpoint is kind of fucked up. Also, implying that people whose views don't line up with yours are mentally broken shows your own close mindedness. Maybe take a step back and understand what you're saying before you comment again.

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  Gearden  |  8

If you have to go through that then you're probably too young to be having sex.

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  IxEaTxZoMBieZ  |  7

#64, that's horse shit. I know plenty of 16 year olds more mature than adults and I know adults that are afraid of letting their parents know about their sex life. some parents are just overbearing

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  ShannonBitt  |  28

#64 I'm 18 and my parents would probably go crazy if they found condoms of mine, even if I didn't live with them. They'd still be disappointed if they found them a few years in the future.

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  Chris93Jones  |  20

albeit lubricated balloons, but still!

By  vencku  |  13

I know this isn't entirely on topic, but both this and a previous FML (one down) have the mistake of ending on 5ML instead of FML, leading me to believe they're by the same person. Seems OP decided to become a sugar baby after all.

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  israelnotjacob  |  20

FML is not 5 today. Just click on the link to the last page. There are still a few posts from October 2008, making it just over 5 years and 3 months. Unless those FMLs were stolen from somewhere else.

By  Laith  |  12

Thts the reason why guys should always have spare condoms in their wallets

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