Today, my plans for having sex with my girlfriend were thwarted for the sixth time in a row by my own mother. I found out later that she's been reading my texts so she knew when to drop by and ruin everything. FML

by MM / 01/21/2014 at 6:26pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy

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  • Great ! First the NSA and now your mother...

    #1 - On 01/22/2014 at 4:54am by EnmaYamato

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  • This is actually quite useful now that you know that OP. Now you can either make your mother go to crazy places, or better yet, have fun having sex in crazy places. Twist the negative side into something you can benefit from!

    #4 - On 01/22/2014 at 5:00am by doubledutchy

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