Today, for my birthday, I got a beautiful bouquet of flowers, a lovingly hand-decorated candle, and my first positive Covid test ever. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
Today, I got my first positive Covid test. It's also the first day of a week-long vacation that included two things I'd been planning for weeks that I haven't done in years, and a trip somewhere I've been looking forward to for months. All shot to hell right before it began. FML
Today, I was supposed to have my bridal shower, an experience I’ve looked forward to since I was a little girl. Yesterday I tested positive for Covid, for the third time in three years. FML
Today, I might have Covid and this weekend is my birthday weekend. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. At work, at my desk, I found this beautiful gift-wrapped box and a card that read, “From all of us, we really care about you, and hope you like your present!” I opened the box. It had body shower gel, deodorant, soap, fragrance spray, and “frizz shampoo.” Hint taken. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My birthday present was a pelvic exam, and not even the good kind of pelvic exam. Woo hoo! FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I lit my birthday candles on the cake I made myself and blew them out alone, while my worthless husband sat on the couch stuffing Doritos in his face. My present? He sprayed Lysol in the bathroom after he took a dump. FML
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Wadlaen 24
Congratulations!
RichardPencil 32
Who gave you that? Did they include a gift receipt so you can return it if you don't like it?
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Wadlaen 24
Congratulations!
RichardPencil 32
Who gave you that? Did they include a gift receipt so you can return it if you don't like it?
Rake 18
Reading FMLs for a while now, I think there are quite a few posters that would be happy to get a positive COVID and have people also remembering and their birthday