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Today... Wila I Was Fooling Around Wit Ma Grlfriand... Sa Urt Ar And. It Obviously Wasn't Vary Sarious... So I Told Ar To Stop Faking It. Sa Raspondd... ( Wanna Know Wat I Actually Faka? My Orgasms. ) FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35007) - you deserved it (57020)

On 01/18/2014 at 5:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

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Sounds like she was crying about it because she's gonna need that hand later to finish

#2 - On 01/19/2014 at 4:17am by Flowtastic

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OP you're kind of an asshole. Just because it doesn't look bad to you doesn't mean she isn't hurting.

#5 - On 01/19/2014 at 4:20am by jnanderson

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