Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML

by Anonymous / 01/18/2014 at 5:55pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

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  • Sounds like she was crying about it because she's gonna need that hand later to finish

    #2 - On 01/19/2014 at 4:17am by Flowtastic

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  • OP you're kind of an asshole. Just because it doesn't look bad to you doesn't mean she isn't hurting.

    #5 - On 01/19/2014 at 4:20am by jnanderson

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