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Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML


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On 01/18/2014 at 5:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

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Sounds like she was crying about it because she's gonna need that hand later to finish

#2 - On 01/19/2014 at 4:17am by Flowtastic

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OP you're kind of an asshole. Just because it doesn't look bad to you doesn't mean she isn't hurting.

#5 - On 01/19/2014 at 4:20am by jnanderson

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