By haappynewyear - 01/01/2011 03:21 - United States

Today, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FML
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mahimalil 0

☆。★。☆。★ 。☆ 。☆。☆ ★。\|/。★ Happy New Year! ★。/|\。★ 。☆。 。☆。 ☆。 ★。 ☆

well atleast u can make up a bad ass story about what could have happened to ur eye haha


Unlucky OP. :(

ydi for being physically challenged.

well atleast u can make up a bad ass story about what could have happened to ur eye haha

I'd say "I got into a fight with Chuck Norris" that'd be epic but you'd probably end up dead. even if your a match for him he'll just pull out his 3rd fist, it's hiding in his beard, and start wailing you. Bruce Lee doesn't hold a candle to Chuck Norris. that's why if you type "norr" on you I phone or pod it gives you the option of "Norris" . and that's the bottom line cause stone...cold...said so

I was fighting Jack F. Crazyfish when...

you made my day dude XD lmao

MyChemical_fml 0

I thought it was Jack M. Crazy fish.. :( RECTANGLES!!!

like in spongebob xD

norr... it didn't give me the option of "Norris", until I put an "I" in it...

jonan1212 5


op u need to go out and get you some ass

meowmeowwkitty 0

were you??! LOL

but I thought everyone was born with their ass? and what's does that have to do with this FML? you sir make no sense

dude you are 13 stfu.

whippymcdumb4zs 0

juggalo's are a bunch of pussy ass emo bitches

haha yall wouldn't know what getting some ass is ****** dumbfucks

jazziness 12

I bet ur friends would've enjoyed ur company

Happy new year??

KittehSayzRAWR 0

Nice ass, JK

lexxiii 17

at least you're trying to have fun?

your pic scars me

"Scars me" What like emotionally or physics-defying physical scarring? EDIT: Obvious what I'm responding to.

Your pic turns me on ;)

aquastar 0

your pic scares me more txjuggalo :) haha jk. I have a few friends who are juggalos/lettes. they're pretty cool

Must be one of those really rustic and exotic brands, you never stood a chance.

get off FML and go celebrate new years!! PS For the haterz I'm on my iPhone waiting so get off me

Yay for drinking on New Year's? People can have fun crankin' up some tunes drunk.

mahimalil 0

☆。★。☆。★ 。☆ 。☆。☆ ★。\|/。★ Happy New Year! ★。/|\。★ 。☆。 。☆。 ☆。 ★。 ☆

wooaahhh. how'd u do that thing with all the stars?

mahimalil 0

To be honest, I acully didn't, my friend texted me from her phone with this. I asked how she did it and told me she downloaded an app and copied and pasted it.