By haappynewyear - 01/01/2011 03:21 - United States

Today, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FML
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mahimalil 0

☆。★。☆。★ 。☆ 。☆。☆ ★。＼｜／。★ Happy New Year! ★。／｜＼。★ 。☆。 。☆。 ☆。 ★。 ☆

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SmokyMcBong 1

well atleast u can make up a bad ass story about what could have happened to ur eye haha

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gooBUZZ 0

Unlucky OP. :(

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thecrazyasian 3

ydi for being physically challenged.

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SmokyMcBong 1

well atleast u can make up a bad ass story about what could have happened to ur eye haha

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WeeGee_fml 0

I'd say "I got into a fight with Chuck Norris" that'd be epic but you'd probably end up dead. even if your a match for him he'll just pull out his 3rd fist, it's hiding in his beard, and start wailing you. Bruce Lee doesn't hold a candle to Chuck Norris. that's why if you type "norr" on you I phone or pod it gives you the option of "Norris" . and that's the bottom line cause stone...cold...said so

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The_Creeper_fml 8

I was fighting Jack F. Crazyfish when...

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loony_toon 2

you made my day dude XD lmao

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MyChemical_fml 0

I thought it was Jack M. Crazy fish.. :( RECTANGLES!!!

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lol523 0

like in spongebob xD

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evan_789 7

norr... it didn't give me the option of "Norris", until I put an "I" in it...

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jonan1212 5

Norris

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TXjuggalo972 6

op u need to go out and get you some ass

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meowmeowwkitty 0

were you??! LOL

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WeeGee_fml 0

but I thought everyone was born with their ass? and what's does that have to do with this FML? you sir make no sense

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flyersfan365 0

dude you are 13 stfu.

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whippymcdumb4zs 0

juggalo's are a bunch of pussy ass emo bitches

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TXjuggalo972 6

haha yall wouldn't know what getting some ass is ****** dumbfucks

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jazziness 12

I bet ur friends would've enjoyed ur company

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alicianoar 7

Happy new year??

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KittehSayzRAWR 0

Nice ass, JK

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lexxiii 17

at least you're trying to have fun?

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TXjuggalo972 6

your pic scars me

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unidentified_sta 5

"Scars me" What like emotionally or physics-defying physical scarring? EDIT: Obvious what I'm responding to.

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alicianoar 7

Your pic turns me on ;)

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aquastar 0

your pic scares me more txjuggalo :) haha jk. I have a few friends who are juggalos/lettes. they're pretty cool

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unidentified_sta 5

Must be one of those really rustic and exotic brands, you never stood a chance.

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smerry 3

get off FML and go celebrate new years!! PS For the haterz I'm on my iPhone waiting so get off me

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Cass3m0 0

Yay for drinking on New Year's? People can have fun crankin' up some tunes drunk.

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mahimalil 0

☆。★。☆。★ 。☆ 。☆。☆ ★。＼｜／。★ Happy New Year! ★。／｜＼。★ 。☆。 。☆。 ☆。 ★。 ☆

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soccerjb7 1

wooaahhh. how'd u do that thing with all the stars?

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mahimalil 0

To be honest, I acully didn't, my friend texted me from her phone with this. I asked how she did it and told me she downloaded an app and copied and pasted it.

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