By ADickySituation - 05/05/2013 04:14 - United States - Wilmette

Today, my dumbass colleague was too lazy to go buy balloons for a party in recognition of our company's huge merger. Instead, he made condom balloons. Let's just say you don't make blow up condoms for a prestigious company event. A company whose CEO is named Dick. FML
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tj4234 35

I don't see why this is FYL, considering it wasn't you that did it. Also, that's a real waste of Johnnys

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Harpy20 24

Well if he was dense enough to screw up that badly, he definitely deserves to be fired. Turn him in before he takes you down with him.

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tj4234 35

I don't see why this is FYL, considering it wasn't you that did it. Also, that's a real waste of Johnnys

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alphatoomega 21

That kind of misstep on the part of one employee could result in the merger not happening.

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livewire1701 8

Not to mention if he was in charge of organizing the party it can still come down on his head.

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noreallywhat 17

Yeah because the CEO is only going to get mad at the employee who did it. Not take out his anger on everyone who works under him.

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ohSNAPyall 26

I don't see what the big deal is either. Fix the problem with a little prick.

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DyslexicPanda 12

Not to mention expensive #1

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lambda_fml 40

Your colleague was just scared and used Protection to impress Mr Dick.

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waffule365 16

At least it was your dumb ass co worker and not yourself.

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Attica 20

I picture Barney Stinson's company as a setting for this event.

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Harpy20 24

Well if he was dense enough to screw up that badly, he definitely deserves to be fired. Turn him in before he takes you down with him.

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hama806 19

Absolutely! Get the dumb **** demoted or even fired. On a less serious note, that was hilarious. Too bad it was done at an inappropriate time.

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Ctrl_H 18

F the bosses life not yours. Or even f your colleagues life. You have nothing to do with it you just watched.

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Supganosh 2

"Or even 'f' (****) your colleague's life." And the last sentence is fine. 'Tis a sad day when the people correcting other people don't even seem to understand english.

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Fluffydemise 18

I think English or American people who correct people's grammar are quite sad little individuals. ...I'm not sure how to categorise a non native English speaker correcting peoples use of the language. Hint: it's not good.

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NeatNit 32

please don't make this situation any worse than it is. you're making a fool of yourself.

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amDes 11

I like how you're getting upset when people started correcting you after you started it by correcting someone else. How quickly the shoe goes on the other foot.

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AurumPotestasEst 16

The last sentence should have a comma or an ellipsis... but, other than that, it's fine.

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RedPillSucks 31

Sounds like OP was probably "in charge" of the party and delegated his colleague to get the balloons.

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ozpunker 20

It seems like your colleague is the dick.

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gurly98 13

Actually OP is the dick. Why would he rely on his dumbass coworker to do something that he could've done in less than one minute.

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lachy15 15

I guess you could say it was a......Dick Move.

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Shenanigans9 8

The co worker was a total... Jerk-off do do something like that.

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