Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It was during a sex scene that intensified the moment. The same sex scene from which emerged a sudden jump-scare. I now have bite marks on my penis. FML

by Cliché... or Touché? / 03/17/2013 at 5:07am / Intimacy

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  • I just hot an idea for a horrible cross-genre movie: The Blowjob From Hell

    Part horror, part porno, all hell.

    #4 - On 03/17/2013 at 11:09am by FreshPie

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  • Did you Scream?

    #1 - On 03/17/2013 at 11:07am by lulubelles

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