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Today, I went in to get a sub sandwich. I asked the guy behind the counter if he could please put extra pickles on it. He looked at my stomach, and then put a huge handful of them on. I'm not pregnant, just fat. FML
Too bad he didn't get your coded request. I can't say if he didn't understand or understood and rejected your offer. Extra pickles ;)
You wanted extra pickles. You got extra pickles. Where's the problem?