i hate how everyone on this site thinks that a cute girl or hot guy talks to them because their gonna get laid, only to find out that their life is fucked

agreed

Well put yourself in their perspective. Your lonely, not good with the opposite sex, and need some love. Well I assume that since no one can really turn anything into a joke with the other person to try to start something...

u shoulda asked her if she ever had one behind her and maybe she woulda took ur number the wh0le 7 digits from behind!!

Today, I was going to ask the guy I like for his number. I walked by him, and noticed there was a penis on his back. Nevermind to my question. FML

maybe the guy who drew the penis will be "pumping you with excitement" later

that's so true

AHAHAHAHA 38

lmao at #38.. win win win..

sex related advice coming from the dude with a lizard in his face????

well, all in a day.

The OP said, "back", not, "shirt", so maybe it's a tatoo.

how could someone have given him a tattoo without him knowing? besides the girl said "drew".

True, and I misspelled "tattoo" too :(

Well, I was thinking that same thing. Just, I think I was sleeping in a class at one point. So that may be when they drew it. :|

this is like the time princess Zelds came up to me, and I thought I was gonna get laid, but then I had to go save Hyrule D:

Just exactly.

COOL POINTS

lol. Good one.

The winning comeback: Well, maybe you'd like to draw a back on my penis?

LMAO, good one XD !

at this point I'm just scrolling through the comments on each FML to look for perdix's comment

is this OP?

What a nerd. How can you get sooo nervous around someone? Just chill out.

No, their names just happen to be excactly the same.