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Today, I found out that my girlfriend has secretly been conditioning me to get turned on by the smell of bananas. Guess whose new co-worker peels a nice, fragrant banana five times a day. FML


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On 10/29/2012 at 8:42pm - intimacy - by SadExperiment (man) - United States (California)

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Am I the only one wondering how someone goes about conditioning another person to be turned on by the smell of bananas?

#4 - On 10/30/2012 at 3:47am by hotshot2626

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Bananas for bananas, makes sense.

#2 - On 10/30/2012 at 3:46am by CrissyyyS2

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