Today, I was trying to convince my flatmate to agree to let me get us a kitten. After gushing about how cute they are, and showing her loads of pictures, she just stared at me and said, "You really need a penis inside you now and again." FML

by foreveralone / 09/24/2012 at 7:12pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Intimacy

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  • Your destiny is heading towards lonely 'slightly mad' cat woman.

    #1 - On 09/25/2012 at 2:46am by FatBuoy

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  • Don't listen to her. More pussy is always the answer.

    #6 - On 09/25/2012 at 2:49am by CheeseTron

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