That old chestnut

By foreveralone - 24/09/2012 23:12 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Spicy
Today, I was trying to convince my flatmate to agree to let me get us a kitten. After gushing about how cute they are, and showing her loads of pictures, she just stared at me and said, "You really need a penis inside you now and again." FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 807
You deserved it 23 512

Same thing different taste

Top comments

CheeseTron 15

Don't listen to her. More pussy is always the answer.

Comments

zingline89 18

Nothing wrong with owning a cat. I'll never understand how the second someone talks about getting a cat everyone's like "omg she can't get a boyfriend so she wants to get a cat she's guna end up being the crazy cat lady!" Please.

Thank you, every time a cat is involved in an FML every comment is "omg cat lady" or a juvenile pussy joke. I love cats, they have nothing to do with a sex life.

Agreed. As a matter of fact, my boyfriend loves my pet cats! He wants to take them to university with us.

The world needs crazy cat women. Who would we talk about at the end of the block without them?

Maybe you should have talked more about how you would take the responsibility of owning the cat rather than gushing over pictures. Pets are a big responsibility. Sounds like OPs just in it for the cuteness :(

That's bull farts, just because she tried convincing her roommate with cute pictures, doesn't mean that's the only reason she wants a cat! You came up with that opinion with just reading two sentences?

If it's the one and only reason OP used to try to convince her flatmate, then it's not far fetched to assume so.

mintcar 9

OP, you and I could be best buds. You sound just like me. -foreveralone- Oh, and I love cats.

Hey, I actually dream of living alone in a creaky house surrounded by millions of cats when I retire.

Why would you need a own is when you clearly want a pussy

Wtf.. Stupid autocorrect.. *why would you need a penis** is what I meant to say

That made me laugh, though nothing wrong with liking animals. But OP were you too OTT ahaha!

You know, your friend never said what opening... and frankly that sounds like a pain the ass. But on a side note; I love kittens!

lacespace 8

Well she was a bit off topic...but maybe she has a point, maybe you should dick around a bit with a pet store employee. Throw em a **** and have a Fall romance. Then you get a sweet discount on a cat and you and your roommate live happily onwards