By Acne_problems - 22/02/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to do the deed and she started popping zits on my chest. Then she said that I was killing the mood because my cat was meowing. FML
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jbuckets_404 38

Well, there's a quick, easy fix or two to silence that meowing. Just saying.... ;-)

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jbuckets_404 38

Well, there's a quick, easy fix or two to silence that meowing. Just saying.... ;-)

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RichardPencil 30

So every time one popped, things got kinda pus-sy. Is this the first time one story had pussy, pussy and pus-sy all together?

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Cliff6pc 15

should've hit it doggy style

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kujiens101 24

Y’all need Jesus

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bloopaloop 27

I hope you were on top for the zit popping

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Traveling_Book 9

So a cat meowing killed the mood and not her popping zits? I’m thinking she just didn’t want to do it in the first place.

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