Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with for the past two years. Five minutes in, he passed out on top of me from a pain pill overdose and had a mini seizure. He finally woke up and groans, "Those bastards! They confiscated my clothes!" FML

by Lucy / 07/21/2012 at 3:40am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • Starts having a mini seizure? My dear, are you sure he wasn't just finishing?

    #2 - On 07/21/2012 at 10:02am by KBeatz

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  • Doesn't matter, had sex!

    #5 - On 07/21/2012 at 10:04am by moksha

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