By Anonymous - 7/10/2020 20:01

Bustin' my ass

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  28

Well, you're not getting a job offer with such a shitty attitude.

The good news is with your personal injury settlement, you and your children will never need to work again!

By  Marcella1016  |  29

Did you not call for help? Did you not have a phone? Seems weird it took an hour for you to be found. Unless you knocked yourself out and were out cold for awhile. In that case, holy shit what a fall.

But I’m genuinely curious for more details. Because if you weren’t out cold, I just can’t imagine waiting there for an hour, you not calling for help, and no one else coming to the bathroom for that long.

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By  RichardPencil  |  28

Well, you're not getting a job offer with such a shitty attitude.

The good news is with your personal injury settlement, you and your children will never need to work again!

By  Marcella1016  |  29

Did you not call for help? Did you not have a phone? Seems weird it took an hour for you to be found. Unless you knocked yourself out and were out cold for awhile. In that case, holy shit what a fall.

But I’m genuinely curious for more details. Because if you weren’t out cold, I just can’t imagine waiting there for an hour, you not calling for help, and no one else coming to the bathroom for that long.

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  RichardPencil  |  28

Dear OP,
Please do not post the details here. PM Marcella to satisfy her curiosity. I don not want to know and I think I speak for many.

I know what an Alaska Pipeline is and more knowledge in that area is undesirable. Thank you.