Today, I realized that I am so sexually deprived that I get aroused when plugging my headphones into my computer. FML

by Wow / 03/13/2012 at 12:38am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

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  • Imagine how she feels when she fills her gas tank up!

    #5 - On 03/13/2012 at 7:03am by kings1fan

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  • Tip from your Auntie* Rattie - buy a vibrator and some lube. You can get them online if you feel embarressed going into a shop.

    *Auntie being metaphorical in this case, not indicative of actual relation.

    #1 - On 03/13/2012 at 6:56am by rattusrattus

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