Dude. That really sucks....

Yeah, you might want to put a glove on that.

Don't worry, man. We all know the feeling of being a little....dick-pressed. ;)

You’d better break down and buy some. Without a jimmy hat, it’ll be hard to find someone who’ll let you use that rock-solid erection.

Yep, that's a boner-fide FML! If you get a female partner, don't.... rubber the wrong way.

Hppefully you aren't a 2 pump chump when sex does occur. In all seriousness, let's hope you get laid soon OP.

I can relate. However , happens to women too. It's been 3 years for me... and I'm married!