Erection for Protection

By zingle af - 26/07/2017 20:00

Spicy
Today, I realized how sex-deprived I am when the thought of owning condoms gave me a rock-solid erection. FML
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CrusnikRoxas 20

Don't worry, man. We all know the feeling of being a little....dick-pressed. ;)

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ncparry 18

Dude. That really sucks....

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ncparry 18

Dude. That really sucks....

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Glowworm56 26

Yeah, you might want to put a glove on that.

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CrusnikRoxas 20

Don't worry, man. We all know the feeling of being a little....dick-pressed. ;)

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RichardPencil 30

You’d better break down and buy some. Without a jimmy hat, it’ll be hard to find someone who’ll let you use that rock-solid erection.

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Talented73 54

Yep, that's a boner-fide FML! If you get a female partner, don't.... rubber the wrong way.

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stayydomii 21

Hppefully you aren't a 2 pump chump when sex does occur. In all seriousness, let's hope you get laid soon OP.

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RichardPencil 30

Condoms reduce sensation. He might rise to the rank of a 5- or 6-pump chump* *provided he doesn’t cum on his hand when putting it on.

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jenjen53 7

I can relate. However , happens to women too. It's been 3 years for me... and I'm married!

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