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Today, I caught myself thinking about what to cook for dinner tonight. During sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29293) - you deserved it (6942)

On 01/22/2012 at 6:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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Was it that boring ?

#2 - On 01/22/2012 at 1:20pm by tinker9107

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Mate, your wife is really pissed off with you. She has been on here recently saying you wear dirty underwear and pick your nose while she gives you head! Put in a bit of an effort, but not by saying "do you want steak or fish for dinner?" during sex. Is it really that bad? FYL anyway.

#12 - On 01/22/2012 at 1:25pm by Savra

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