Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't know where it was. I'd been following her for at least an hour when she pulled into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no idea where I am. FML
chocoloco_222
Mr Hawaii , united states 30 years-old In a relationship
friedchicken
Canada
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Laundry day
Today, it was laundry day. After my fifth and final load, I noticed I never added any laundry detergent. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, I caught myself thinking about what to cook for dinner tonight. During sex. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Oh, hai Mark!
Today, I noticed a man in my neighborhood waving at me. I don't talk to him often so I excitedly waved back. Turns out he was trying to warn me of the car about to hit me. FML