Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML
by bathtime / 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
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If I had a penis I would so try that.
#6 - On 12/21/2011 at 2:41am by MsSoulReaper
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How about a shower instead then?
#10 - On 12/21/2011 at 2:43am by ollie179
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