Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
by anonymous / 12/08/2011 at 5:37am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
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I'm speaking for many women here, but at least you get to reach CLOSE to an orgasm...
#3 - On 12/08/2011 at 10:02am by mk58
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Wow, what a generous guy. I bet he also offers to finish your fries before you're done with them. You know, out of the goodness of his heart.
#5 - On 12/08/2011 at 10:05am by DocBastard
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