Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML
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mk58 31
I'm speaking for many women here, but at least you get to reach CLOSE to an ******...
DocBastard 40
Wow, what a generous guy. I bet he also offers to finish your fries before you're done with them. You know, out of the goodness of his heart.
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Comments (126)
BrotherTheo 31
"Honey, if you'd SHUT THE **** UP I will be in in a minute..." try that....I bet that'll work.
andanotherthing 4
All I can say is, payback is a bitch. See how he likes it.
vbmg152 19
You need a new boyfriend!!! ASAP!!
eatpraylovee44 0
Oh my god. What a DICK !
bizarre_ftw 22
Have one of your friends throw a boring cocktail party/throw one at your work. As you're about to leave stop, bend down, begin giving him a ********. As he gets close, stop and say "when are you going to cum?" or his line "are you done yet?". Wait long enough to ruin the moment, start up again, and repeat as many times as possible, then look at your watch, realize you're late, zip him up and drag him out the door. He'll have blue balls ALL night long, and make sure it's a Long night!! Try charades.
chucksonmifeet 0
My man believes it's all about pleasing the woman..that's one of the reason I love him
dirty_harry_007 14
I read this... and thought, holy shit. My boyfriend is EXACTLY the same! Our lives suck.
Nikelopez 11
If it was me, I'd last as long as you wanted me to!!
Jeffcando 3
ball gag!
crazydanny9870 0
I would never ask are you done. That should be sin to ask " are you done"