No, should've said "this is your future", soon he won't remember you either."

Both of those answers are classic. Kudos.

It was probably intentional. For some reason he didn't want his new girlfriend to know your name. Who knows

Where does it say he cheated on her?? Since we are in the mood for assumptions maybe she's a whore!

Should've said "who are you?"

Op your ex knew who you were, he just wanted to show he was over you. Happens all the time.

it doesn't say anything about him cheating

Maybe op cheated on him. Or neither of them did! But of fucking course the guy cheated on the girl, right?

No, i think the joke was that she didn't actually get cheated on but was implying that the ex is a cheat. No sexist accusations...

He was probably just nervous, it must have been a pretty awkward situation for him...

123, Theres a simple formula that applies to relationships these days. guy = omg like the best boyfriend ever; if (relationship == over) { guy = rand(shallow,cheating,scumbag,asshole); } Men are always the assholes when a relationship ends according to modern society.

Just be thankful that someone as petty as that is no longer in your life anymore!

@ - #145 Or, you know, the girl friend is a whore, slut, tramp, selfish bint, trollop, demon, bitch, shallow, bimbo, high maintenance, gold digger, harpy, life sucker, soul stealer, ball crusher... ...shall I continue? It's not JUST men that get the short end of sticks after relationships.

145- for some reason I was unable to read that comment.. Looked like a bunch of parentheses and brackets to me.

145 you suck for writing your comment in some sort of program code.

I'm sorry, I should have dumbed it down for you idiots, I forgot my audience was barely capable of finding letters on a keyboard without assistance let alone understanding a simple script.

Should've been like.. "um, I've seen you somewhere but can't remember where.. Have we met?"

Even if you don't know the coding language, the statement makes sense logically (as long as you can figure out contextually that "rand" means "random").

Not society, to the ex and all her friends

#153 - wow. i see you met my ex! I have the arrest report to verify my findings. :-)

You should of called him by the wrong name and then walk away.

Have* not of, stupid.

^Hahahaha. That made my day! XD

Id give double thumbs down, one for your comment and one for the stupid ass picture

Hey, 83... I'd say your comment, and picture are pretty stupid as well,

Hey. Don't hate on the tank catapult. It'll fuck you up.

2- seriously? Whatever happened to trying to make a creative comment? "wow"

I'm sorry. Maybe you should have fucking been number 2 and come up with a creative one.

194- that's why you must have grace under pressure and must be able to handle situations in a time crunch!

Or maybe OP is a cheating bitch since were assuming.

I'm afraid OP, that your ex must suffer from selective short-term memory loss, as he can recognize your face but sadly not the name.

True that.

He's just trying to yank your chain, Op. Don't let it bother you.

Really? No.

That could be one of the worst comments I've ever seen

if you had no comment you shouldn't have commented.

This isn't YouTube…

Nice one :D

Totally agree, strangely it Was the First thing I though of.

Agreed ^_^