Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh I had an itch..." FML

by me / 10/29/2011 at 12:43am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

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  • Dad: Must have been one hell of an itch
    Offspring: Yes, it kinda was... O.o
    Dad: Umm why are there stains on your shorts, & wtf is that smell??


    #3 - On 10/29/2011 at 6:16am by BlacOpsMaximus

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  • LOL, classic!

    #2 - On 10/29/2011 at 6:14am by jf7609

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