Quick thinking

By me. - 29/10/2011 04:43 - United States

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Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
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BlacOpsMaximus 5

Dad: Must have been one hell of an itch Offspring: Yes, it kinda was... O.o Dad: Umm why are there stains on your shorts, & wtf is that smell?? ..

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Enslaved 36

Well, it does feel like an itch that needs to be scratched, right? Calamine lotion for lube? Psst lock your doors from now on. Getting caught is never fun.

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ikickgingers 15

I agree with the former. The latter depends on the players and the game...

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Enslaved 36

"Almost" getting caught is another story. So......What time's YOUR game? ;)

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ikickgingers 15

About 10 pm est, same place and time Enslaved??

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Enslaved 36

Sounds great! Meet ya there. Getting Poison Ivy never sounded so good. Not the Batman character....she's a ginger. Lol

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perdix 29

Kicky, could you "accidentally" leave the web cam running? Please! I'd like to see what you two are up to. :D

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

112- Just.... No.

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brianod 0

that was the exact same thing i said when my mom walked in on me masturbating o.o

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LennyComa 39

There are 2 types of men in the world...wankers and liars!

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

And there are two types of women: ***** and bitches.

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jobsman99 0

I bet it happened to him when he was your age. At least he did not join you.

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Savra_fml 17

Yeah. "For wanks' sake son, you are doing it wrong! Let me join you & show you how. You know, when I was your age, grandpa caught me scratching. Actually, he will be here soon. Let's make this a family thing & ask him to join us". Story goes something like that?

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ZebulonPike 8

If it was obvious, just admit it. Don't make up some stupid story.

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NPN_Scorpio 16

There's nothing better than an itch you CAN scratch...

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