By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 13:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was laying in bed with the covers over me, when I got an itch on my leg. It felt really good to scratch it so I got really into it. At that very moment my mom walked in, saw me doing a back and forth motion under the covers, gave me a look of disgust, and walked out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 834
You deserved it 5 847

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OH YEAAAH BABY SCRATCH THAT LEG REEEAAAL GOOD *orgasm face*

When will kids these days learn. when your parents walk in on you masturbating always follow 2 simple steps: 1. Look them right in the eyes 2. Finish masturbating. they will never walk in your room without knocking again

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1stcommenet!!!! Wooo!!! Sucks 4 u dude

masturbate is healthy

good.. the b*tch should learn to knock first

#2 speak very well English

yeah apparently you lose15 calories or so everytime you orgasm :D

32, your english is no better

50 - Thats the joke.

You could try to explain, but I get the feeling she might not believe you. At least she let you carry on with your business even when she thought you were masturbating. :P My mom once awkwardly and randomly said that she doesn't approve of that...

OH YEAAAH BABY SCRATCH THAT LEG REEEAAAL GOOD *orgasm face*

haha nice xD oh and lovely name.

haha that would be embarrassing

ask her to wash your beddings after

When will kids these days learn. when your parents walk in on you masturbating always follow 2 simple steps: 1. Look them right in the eyes 2. Finish masturbating. they will never walk in your room without knocking again

^^^ win win win! win times infinity!

great skots Marty that just mike work

This made me shit my pants lol

It's OK to admit it. Everyone with a hand has been caught or almost caught by mom. If not they are so boring that they don't even want to have sex with themselves.

What if they have no hands.

I gave it some thought Cats, that wand that they hold in their mouth to manipulate things? Diddle Stick.

Moms intrude too much. That's all I will say. Andd the factor that you were making an orgasm face made her uncomfortable and let it be.