FML : Today, I was laying in bed with the covers over me, when I got an itch on my leg. It felt really good to scratch it so I got really into it. At that very...

Today, I was laying in bed with the covers over me, when I got an itch on my leg. It felt really good to scratch it so I got really into it. At that very moment my mom walked in, saw me doing a back and forth motion under the covers, gave me a look of disgust, and walked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 1 November 2010 13:00 / United States

Intimacy

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By BroSkii69 | 8

#1636083 - Monday 1 November 2010 19:06

OH YEAAAH BABY SCRATCH THAT LEG REEEAAAL GOOD *orgasm face*

By NeedAHaircut | 0

#1636163 - Monday 1 November 2010 19:23

When will kids these days learn. when your parents walk in on you masturbating always follow 2 simple steps: 1. Look them right in the eyes 2. Finish masturbating. they will never walk in your room without knocking again

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By Peytonlikesme | 0

#1636065 - Monday 1 November 2010 19:03

1stcommenet!!!! Wooo!!! Sucks 4 u dude

By RebelHeart7 | 0

#1636069 - Monday 1 November 2010 19:04

masturbate is healthy

ballistic | 2

#1636617 - Monday 1 November 2010 22:14

good.. the b*tch should learn to knock first

LightningLadyy | 0

#1636640 - Monday 1 November 2010 22:27

#2 speak very well English

jewban | 3

#1638527 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 5:06

yeah apparently you lose15 calories or so everytime you orgasm :D

resinnet | 0

#1640622 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 18:11

32, your english is no better

BethiiGeex | 0

#1641494 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 23:34

Very good.

capslockisgood | 19

#5069855 - Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:49

50 - Thats the joke.

By nerdsgetmehot | 22

#1636081 - Monday 1 November 2010 19:06

You could try to explain, but I get the feeling she might not believe you. At least she let you carry on with your business even when she thought you were masturbating. :P My mom once awkwardly and randomly said that she doesn't approve of that...

By BroSkii69 | 8

#1636083 - Monday 1 November 2010 19:06

OH YEAAAH BABY SCRATCH THAT LEG REEEAAAL GOOD *orgasm face*

ijustlaugh | 0

#2754565 - Saturday 25 June 2011 7:11

haha nice xD oh and lovely name.

By taylorr14 | 0

#1636094 - Monday 1 November 2010 19:07

haha that would be embarrassing

By ruben_A_ruiz | 0

#1636140 - Monday 1 November 2010 19:19

ask her to wash your beddings after

By NeedAHaircut | 0

#1636163 - Monday 1 November 2010 19:23

bachooka | 5

#1636189 - Monday 1 November 2010 19:26

^^^ win win win! win times infinity!

dannycoyne | 0

#1648651 - Thursday 4 November 2010 7:19

hahahahaha

Fireflies94 | 0

#1737699 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 0:56

hahah. XD

blake50023 | 0

#2728115 - Tuesday 21 June 2011 6:43

great skots Marty that just mike work

zaveeshaveesh3 | 7

#4997819 - Wednesday 3 October 2012 3:13

This made me shit my pants lol

By FaberDriveLuv | 5

#1636194 - Monday 1 November 2010 19:28

Lol, damnn

By CallMeHush | 0

#1636196 - Monday 1 November 2010 19:28

It's OK to admit it. Everyone with a hand has been caught or almost caught by mom.
If not they are so boring that they don't even want to have sex with themselves.