By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 13:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was laying in bed with the covers over me, when I got an itch on my leg. It felt really good to scratch it so I got really into it. At that very moment my mom walked in, saw me doing a back and forth motion under the covers, gave me a look of disgust, and walked out. FML
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Same thing different taste

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OH YEAAAH BABY SCRATCH THAT LEG REEEAAAL GOOD ******* face*

When will kids these days learn. when your parents walk in on you masturbating always follow 2 simple steps: 1. Look them right in the eyes 2. Finish masturbating. they will never walk in your room without knocking again

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Peytonlikesme 0

1stcommenet!!!! Wooo!!! Sucks 4 u dude

You could try to explain, but I get the feeling she might not believe you. At least she let you carry on with your business even when she thought you were masturbating. :P My mom once awkwardly and randomly said that she doesn't approve of that...

OH YEAAAH BABY SCRATCH THAT LEG REEEAAAL GOOD ******* face*

When will kids these days learn. when your parents walk in on you masturbating always follow 2 simple steps: 1. Look them right in the eyes 2. Finish masturbating. they will never walk in your room without knocking again

It's OK to admit it. Everyone with a hand has been caught or almost caught by mom. If not they are so boring that they don't even want to have sex with themselves.

I gave it some thought Cats, that wand that they hold in their mouth to manipulate things? Diddle Stick.

Moms intrude too much. That's all I will say. Andd the factor that you were making an ****** face made her uncomfortable and let it be.