By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 13:00 - United States

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Today, I was laying in bed with the covers over me, when I got an itch on my leg. It felt really good to scratch it so I got really into it. At that very moment my mom walked in, saw me doing a back and forth motion under the covers, gave me a look of disgust, and walked out. FML
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You deserved it 5 857
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BroSkii69 8
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OH YEAAAH BABY SCRATCH THAT LEG REEEAAAL GOOD *orgasm face*

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NeedAHaircut 0
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When will kids these days learn. when your parents walk in on you masturbating always follow 2 simple steps: 1. Look them right in the eyes 2. Finish masturbating. they will never walk in your room without knocking again

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Peytonlikesme 0

1stcommenet!!!! Wooo!!! Sucks 4 u dude

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RebelHeart7 0
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masturbate is healthy

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ballistic 2

good.. the b*tch should learn to knock first

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LightningLadyy 0

#2 speak very well English

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jewban 3
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yeah apparently you lose15 calories or so everytime you orgasm :D

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resinnet 0
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32, your english is no better

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capslockisgood 19
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50 - Thats the joke.

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nerdsgetmehot 22
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You could try to explain, but I get the feeling she might not believe you. At least she let you carry on with your business even when she thought you were masturbating. :P My mom once awkwardly and randomly said that she doesn't approve of that...

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BroSkii69 8
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OH YEAAAH BABY SCRATCH THAT LEG REEEAAAL GOOD *orgasm face*

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ijustlaugh 0
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haha nice xD oh and lovely name.

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taylorr14 0
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haha that would be embarrassing

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ruben_A_ruiz 0
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ask her to wash your beddings after

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NeedAHaircut 0
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When will kids these days learn. when your parents walk in on you masturbating always follow 2 simple steps: 1. Look them right in the eyes 2. Finish masturbating. they will never walk in your room without knocking again

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bachooka 5
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^^^ win win win! win times infinity!

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blake50023 0

great skots Marty that just mike work

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zaveeshaveesh3 7
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This made me shit my pants lol

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CallMeHush 0
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It's OK to admit it. Everyone with a hand has been caught or almost caught by mom. If not they are so boring that they don't even want to have sex with themselves.

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xCatsPwnU 0
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What if they have no hands.

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CallMeHush 0
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I gave it some thought Cats, that wand that they hold in their mouth to manipulate things? Diddle Stick.

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Iluv2D_fml 0
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Moms intrude too much. That's all I will say. Andd the factor that you were making an orgasm face made her uncomfortable and let it be.

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