Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML
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OCD_NME
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I want to write a fml about reading this fml.
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Dave_Davington
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If it's any consolation, he's if anything even more scarred by the whole situation than you are.
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RichardPencil
| 27
And he yelled, “You’re ripping off MY move! Why do you think Mom gets four pedicures a week?!?!”
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OCD_NME
| 17
I want to write a fml about reading this fml.
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Zazoo1995
| 23
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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thatslifeiguess7
| 15
FML there's no men in black light thing to erase the memory of reading this
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Rabite
| 28
It's really not that bad?!
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Dave_Davington
| 33
If it's any consolation, he's if anything even more scarred by the whole situation than you are.
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BlueSteele220
| 28
did you finish? it would be worse to be given a pearl necklace by your son..
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David Horgan
| 8
While looking dead in the eyes of his father.
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azouwa
| 26
The sat part is.... I can relate. my mom once walked in on me and a bf skyping. FML/FYL
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Rhonda Edgar
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thats horrible. Thank you for your service!
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Cali
| 54
What service? Jacking off on Skype?
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manb91uk
| 22
This is without a doubt the funniest, cringiest thing I’ve read in weeks! I love it!
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AdeenCuffing
| 12
Oh my god.
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sadCowboysfan
| 19
That must have been awful for all of you. Now that it’s happened, I guess you’ll be more on your toes to stop it from happening again
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David Horgan
| 8
Funny you mentioned feet. I have a feeling you like them...
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Lobby_Bee
| 16
F your dad's life for having seen that.