FML : Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just...

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Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Hard in flip flops - / Sunday 21 January 2018 06:00 /

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By OCD_NME | 16

#7588901 - Sunday 21 January 2018 6:40

I want to write a fml about reading this fml.

By Dave_Davington | 30

#7588903 - Sunday 21 January 2018 6:50

If it's any consolation, he's if anything even more scarred by the whole situation than you are.

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7588898 - Sunday 21 January 2018 6:04

And he yelled, “You’re ripping off MY move! Why do you think Mom gets four pedicures a week?!?!”

By OCD_NME | 16

#7588901 - Sunday 21 January 2018 6:40

I want to write a fml about reading this fml.

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Zazoo1995 | 23

#7589068 - Sunday 21 January 2018 17:48

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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thatslifeiguess7 | 15

#7589251 - Monday 22 January 2018 9:08

FML there's no men in black light thing to erase the memory of reading this

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Rabite | 27

#7589426 - Monday 22 January 2018 18:10

It's really not that bad?!

By Dave_Davington | 30

#7588903 - Sunday 21 January 2018 6:50

If it's any consolation, he's if anything even more scarred by the whole situation than you are.

By BlueSteele220 | 28

#7588904 - Sunday 21 January 2018 6:54

did you finish? it would be worse to be given a pearl necklace by your son..

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David Horgan | 8

#7589056 - Sunday 21 January 2018 17:17

While looking dead in the eyes of his father.

By azouwa | 26

#7588905 - Sunday 21 January 2018 7:14

The sat part is.... I can relate. my mom once walked in on me and a bf skyping. FML/FYL

By Rhonda Edgar | 2

#7588906 - Sunday 21 January 2018 7:30

thats horrible. Thank you for your service!

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Cali | 51

#7589641 - Tuesday 23 January 2018 5:45

What service? Jacking off on Skype?

By manb91uk | 21

#7588908 - Sunday 21 January 2018 8:02

This is without a doubt the funniest, cringiest thing I’ve read in weeks! I love it!

By AdeenCuffing | 12

#7589007 - Sunday 21 January 2018 15:05

Oh my god.

By sadCowboysfan | 18

#7589023 - Sunday 21 January 2018 15:46

That must have been awful for all of you. Now that it’s happened, I guess you’ll be more on your toes to stop it from happening again

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David Horgan | 8

#7589057 - Sunday 21 January 2018 17:18

Funny you mentioned feet. I have a feeling you like them...

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7589025 - Sunday 21 January 2018 15:54

F your dad's life for having seen that.

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