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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42612) - you deserved it (5999)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

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did he name his dick spock too? ;)

#2 - On 09/04/2011 at 6:16am by mshoes12346

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well that's disturbing.

#1 - On 09/04/2011 at 6:16am by roxysoxy

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