Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
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xgetxbentx 13
awww nerd love.
howslife123 0
I want a boyfriend who likes star wars ;,(
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xgetxbentx 13
awww nerd love.
skiier4life 1
awww nerd love.
NoodleBurger 0
awww nerd love.
GiggidyPants 0
oh no i ruined it
skiier4life 1
oh no I ruined it.
clumsylittleme 11
Haha. It's cute ;)
aastha12003 0
Did you say 'I am your father..' because you'd be surprised at how many people like that
ilovecookies83 0
no I did.
littlemissFYL 5
who's your father now, Luke?
YourEvilHero 12
I herd nerd chicks have a tight ******.
YourEvilHero 12
I herd nerd chicks have a tight ******.
mfmylifesrsly 30
I had a boyfriend like this. he would pop a boner if anything involved a female and star wars. he also would pop one if I bit his finger :/
glenzhao2 16
How is this an FML? Everyone makes Star Wars references sometimes. It doesn't make you a geek. "Today, my boyfriend and I were being romantic and I made a clever reference to a popular movie series; I turned him on even more. FML" Problem?
littlemissFYL 5
*58 lmao I love when you comment! you're always so open about things
DKParth13 5
now you can call each other anakin and padmé!!
cameycamcam 7
Use the force Luke!
morganrules123 10
58- I bet he told you that "The force is strong with this one"
OnlyAvailableID 28
As long as you didn't say we're like Leia and Luke you'll be fine OP.
PRiMARELYiNSANE 0
Bwahahaha "Yoda, teach me how to use the force. wink wink."
Nemmycakes 3
that's because biting his finger was hot. duh.
construction 7
nope it's still John
ScaughtieHolden 11
Haha 58 has 40 unconfirmed fml's. I think you complain too much..
dolphincheddar 10
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine
dolphincheddar 10
haha 135 is a profile stalker and makes irrelevant stupid comments.
ArentICute 0
So many dudes been with your mom who even knows if I'm your father.
countryboy910 0
spaceballs ftw!!
lkrunner101 7
way to creep
mfmylifesrsly 30
lol 162 usually it's about three past boyfriends I've had, they've all done weird things lmao. and yes 135 I have 40 unconfirmed FMLs, a lot are from a year ago, and when some weren't confirmed I'd resend them over and over like a loser, they were good FMLs too :(
EvilPotato 15
55 have you no pride I'm already the awesome tasty EvilHero.
YourEvilHero 12
I've been the evil hero since 2008
mendes1987 0
hahaha thats funny!
rallets 23
the force is strong in his pants
supernerd352 7
55 you are sadly mistaken
PinkHorset 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Nerd Love :)
ilovecookies83 0
You sound like Penny from the show Big Bang Theory!
Yogo_fml 7
Look who's talking
Yogo_fml 7
Sorry my stupid iPod made me comment on the wrong post :[
ilovecookies83 0
Yeah lol your comment would make sense for 3-hockeykidincanada
Yogo_fml 7
46- Yeah that was the post I was going to comment on :/
daisyloo 7
Well I hope you two are happy together!:)
alexibabyxoxo 0
well star wars isn't that attractive. lol.
spacemanspiff78 7
I beg to differ. What guy didn't dig the **** out of Leia in the gold bikini as Jabba's sex slave?
ImaWiseGuy 5
did you reach in his pants and find the force?
YacL 15
Use the force, damnit!
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
104 - I think she found a red lightsaber instead.
cocobulla1 4
because star wars is so sexy....
dolphincheddar 10
star wars is orgasmic I don't know what your smoking
Turner_22 0
Use the force, Eric.
hockeykidcanada 0
ur an idiot -_-
flossybaben 0
I would have picked you as the idiot.
oreobunbun 3
nah bro , i thank hes rite ...
spacemanspiff78 7
Christ, why does FML attract every dickbreath 'tard that can't spell?
ImaWiseGuy 5
did you reach in his pants and find the force?
Mpower121 2
he's Canadian
YacL 15
Thanks for the information, Captain Obvious, but what does that have to do with anything?
Mpower121 2
captain obvious, of all the things you could have said, you said that, wow
imosim 0
Christ, why does FML attract every dick breath troll in the world?
anothersuicide 0
your not helping-_-
howslife123 0
I want a boyfriend who likes star wars ;,(
Mr_Saikaly 35
#4 I might become a fan of Star wars if you are pretty :p lol
skiier4life 1
What do you mean? you can't tell how pretty she is by her knee picture?
howslife123 0
hehe ^^ it was a foot :D but it's gone now to a better place ;,(
BIEBERSLAYER 10
I like star wars ;)
skiier4life 1
Aww it died? :(
howslife123 0
yeah summertime came and the snowman melted :(
mandalore92 0
my username is a star wars reference ;p
Mr_Saikaly 35
if you know how to read then you would realize that I said "IF you are pretty" ;)
Mr_Saikaly 35
^^ this was reply for #36
pardonski 0
that's cold... ok this is like the third comment on this post. I need to stop
CursedNDBlessdd 2
i only know two people who go ^^
user115 0
I've liked it for as long as I can remember, straight up lol
TheOtherMakona 0
Come to my town. There's a bunch of us here. ^_~
raulmiranda09 8
I like star wars ;)
notverysuperdean 9
I luv star wars (and u look pretty cute) :)
bill929 7
hmmm force is strong in you I sense use is wisely you must
Yodaevil 4
wait, isn't 99% of the male population star wars fans?
TheBigWaffle 6
Girlfriend who makes references to movies with Samuel Jackson in them?!? What's not to love?
Beebow_fml 5
147- Africa says hi.
MuchDance90s 0
you look creepy and old; I doubt she would be into that
docscientist 10
154 - Those are not the star wars movies you're looking for.
princesspuffypan 10
I live in Africa and love Star Wars! I'm a girl though :-/
TheBigWaffle 6
175 - Samuel L. Jackson is in starwars.....
secerodylan1 0
haha i watch star wars all the time and i used to get in light saber fights with my brother. May the force be with you :D
jacetopia96 1
you turn my lightsaber on ;)
Vash_41288 10
wait not everyone likes/ knows random starwars quotes??
FreakoHolm 6
199 He was implying that the movies with samuel jackson in them (prequel trilogy) aren't half as good as the original three
baden18830 5
all men like star wars so you're in luck. just stay away from the little boys with their boring NFL addictions.
rad100567 8
I volunteer
SaniK 17
Right here hehe
whatshuman43 8
If you know how humor works he was being sarcastic
letsgoflyakite 2
I find star wars to be a pretty kinky topic ;)
HeavyScout 0
May I Force my saber into your power converter?
CaliGali 9
lol
x_KL_x 7
#43 Activate the ray shields!
JesusFishTaco 5
Please Master Yoda, do go on.
Yodaevil 4
#do go on? or do go down?
Yogo_fml 7
Just go with it ;)
jacob12311 4
I love that movie
DarksideDoll 31
Exactly! If they both enjoyed it, then I really don't see the problem. :)
Sharnaaaaa 0
lmao. well atleast it didn't go down badly :)
pardonski 0
dude with that tongue, you are going to get so laid
Jaxon26 0
Yeah, cause all chicks want are strangers with long tongues...
emmybabexxx 0
i believe that's a girl.
TheBigWaffle 6
it's a girl with alopecea (not sure how it's spelled) which Is usually total and complete lack of hair anywhere on the body
nissanman_fml 16
The man clearly wants to take a dive into your Sarlacc pit, Leah.
NomadicFlo 4
Bro is that your R34?!?
Lexi_Ray 5
Everyone has their own fetishes no need to get all creeped out
masontherichards 0
hello hotness ;)
moto44 0
your cute;)
construction 7
what about those Brazilian fart things
TheBigWaffle 6
but that's from southpark it's not a REAL fetish...or is it? 0_o
dreamering 16
That's a HARD fact to be ignored. Take advantage of it.
pardonski 0
lame one bro
dreamering 16
Move on bro. If I'll explain what I meant, it will be 2012.