Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
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xgetxbentx 13
awww nerd love.
howslife123 0
I want a boyfriend who likes star wars ;,(
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Comments (264)
ElainaCutsYou 0
may the force be with his dick.
Doortje 30
The latter, definitely.
nojesley 0
the forse is with you
DrewsFML 8
Of corse, the forse is the sorse.
Lexi_Ray 5
The forse will help them through their corse
DrewsFML 8
So they don't get lorst?
AirForce48 2
While she rides him like a horse
Danny0D 5
what a nerd
sourgirl101 29
You were having a romantic moment and you're upset he got turned on? Damn! Some girls are never happy! Star Wars talk is hot! Millennium Falcon all the way!
laden_swallow09 35
I woulda gone with the Outrider, myself
RaineLee 5
You should be happy that you said something that turned him on. Right?
ChrisLTC 3
as long as your reference wasn't "I am your father" you should be ok!
TEM123 4
So? Band lyrics are usually about ex girlfriends.
whatsittuya 2
wrong post
xXSillyLoveXx 0
Use this to your advantage! In the middle of intercourse scream out "LET THE FORCE BE WITH YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU"
ih82bl8 2
well, starwars is ok. now if you had referenced spongebob and he got turned on... ew