Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
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xgetxbentx 13
awww nerd love.
howslife123 0
I want a boyfriend who likes star wars ;,(
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Comments (264)
alexnaughton 0
this is not true your a creeper
OsirisFaction_fml 5
Was it a hairy wookie joke?
Jeraziah 0
all I want to know is what did you say?
Daddy__Wood 0
it's f**king starwars are you serious this guy is lucky to have you
Angelastic_fml 18
Why is that even bad?
Daboomboom 9
maybe you could use the force on his lightsaber ;)
simon_lala 0
and what's wrong with that?
princesspuffypan 10
The ultimate question... Empire or Jedi?
adracko 4
hmm sounds like someone just watched a certain episode of the big bang theory
danz123 7
Let me guess, 'Tom, use the force!'