Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML
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xgetxbentx 13
awww nerd love.
howslife123 0
I want a boyfriend who likes star wars ;,(
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BIEBERSLAYER 10
he's gonna be screaming princess lea's name later.
construction 7
I would have said chewbaca... bu princess lea works I guess
Yodaevil 4
well maybe if there is no shaving going on, chewy maybe mentioned...
BritSkits 22
you dumbfucks misspelled Leia.
SwiftKick2DA 0
the force is always with you young one. be Jedi
crazyyetsane 0
Nerds are hot ;)
SluggerJ 7
yay I'm hot lol
construction 7
^ lmfao no your not
cumverg 0
I take it they "unleashed the force" afterwards
null_fml 11
Why are either of those things bad? Well, depends on the reference I guess...
scruffy_janitor5 1
it's probably because it's hot when girls like star wars
Cilph 3
What's the problem? He's a keeper, you're his keeper, everything's dandy.
allmidnighteyes 11
...Did you compare your ****** to a Sarlacc pit?
masontherichards 0
no she compared the sarlacc pit to your mom
jloldude 0
**force
clumsylittleme 11
Haha. That's actually kinda cute.
spazmattic 0
you two have something in common- don't turn it into a problem?
Captain0bv10us 0
Well if you really disliked it, and if he does this all the time, you could just tell him it's a turn off for you :)